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#16 Itchy4Scratch

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 12:56 PM

Electric ones are also better in that the garage door never gets to hear you coming as you make your kamikaze run for it

Petrol ones alert the garage door from miles away.

Sneak attack, good thinking. 


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 12:57 PM

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 01:09 PM

I'm curious as to the type of defensive options available to said Garage Door when it knows an attack is forthcoming?


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 01:18 PM

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It's like the Pacific Theatre every time OB comes home from golf

 

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 01:19 PM

I'm curious as to the type of defensive options available to said Garage Door when it knows an attack is forthcoming?

 

A variation of stop, drop and roll?


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 01:58 PM

I'm curious as to the type of defensive options available to said Garage Door when it knows an attack is forthcoming?

 

None, weak as water

They should make them out of plastic, like golf carts.


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 02:18 PM

What sort of mong would own a petrol cart these days anyway.


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 02:47 PM

Electric ones are also better in that the garage door never gets to hear you coming as you make your kamikaze run for it
Petrol ones alert the garage door from miles away.


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 02:48 PM

I'm curious as to the type of defensive options available to said Garage Door when it knows an attack is forthcoming?

It just opens by all by itself to stop some fat twatt driving into it.
They should be coming to you on all freeways now

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 03:11 PM

A black kevlar stealth cart :)
Oz are you getting the maxi fridge installed for carrying the piss, seems a no brainer if you get electric !
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 03:35 PM

A black kevlar stealth cart :)Oz are you getting the maxi fridge installed for carrying the piss, seems a no brainer if you get electric !Jon...

That would ensure a continuous stream of pissheads to share the cart.
Charge them $40 per round for a seat on the cart and all the piss they can drink.
Very short payback period.
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 03:38 PM

Something like this will make you stand out from the beige brigade.....Attached File  7A9B20EC-0C2D-415C-BA33-BEC7FA16CEC8.jpeg   34.43KB   4 downloads
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 04:02 PM

That would ensure a continuous stream of pissheads to share the cart.
Charge them $40 per round for a seat on the cart and all the piss they can drink.
Very short payback period.

It doesn't take long to drink $40, and you've got four hours to do it!
Doesn't look like a good business model to me. Unless said passenger has to drive home afterwards.

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 04:04 PM

Something like this will make you stand out from the beige brigade.....attachicon.gif7A9B20EC-0C2D-415C-BA33-BEC7FA16CEC8.jpeg


Love it, Toch. But I doubt the course super would be impressed with those tyres.
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 04:04 PM

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