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#1 honma boy

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Posted 28 April 2017 - 09:56 AM

Boy,I just had a huge seniors moment,just messaged a golf buddy to tell him im picking him up for sat golf........he simply replied to me WHY?..its friday,I just went out and unhooked golf cart  doh,im not blonde..but i am grey,anybody else had a seniors moment like that?


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Posted 28 April 2017 - 10:14 AM

My wife all the time.... she blames it on Pregnancy brain....im not so sure.... lol


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Posted 28 April 2017 - 11:26 AM

Boy,I just had a huge seniors moment,just messaged a golf buddy to tell him im picking him up for sat golf........he simply replied to me WHY?..its friday,I just went out and unhooked golf cart  doh,im not blonde..but i am grey,anybody else had a seniors moment like that?

 

No, not that I can recall.

But how would I know?

 

You could just leave the cart & trailer always attached to the car.  A little awkward for the supermarket perhaps.


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Posted 28 April 2017 - 11:29 AM

My wife all the time.... she blames it on Pregnancy brain....im not so sure.... lol

Pregnancy brain?



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Posted 28 April 2017 - 11:42 AM

No, not that I can recall.
But how would I know?
 
You could just leave the cart & trailer always attached to the car.  A little awkward for the supermarket perhaps.


Would you call backing your cart into the garage door...a Senior moment???
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Posted 28 April 2017 - 11:43 AM

I heard a bloke reversed into his garage door with his cart on his trailer.

Apparently it was a senior moment, he forgot he had been on the piss.

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Posted 28 April 2017 - 12:29 PM

Pregnancy brain?

 

She is 6.5 months pregnant at the moment.... but she does it even when not pregnant which is why I said I am not so sure.


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Posted 28 April 2017 - 12:34 PM

Would you call backing your cart into the garage door...a Senior moment???

 

 

I heard a bloke reversed into his garage door with his cart on his trailer.

Apparently it was a senior moment, he forgot he had been on the piss.

 

I'm just amazed that it doesn't happen more often.  Surely I've killed off a lot of brain cells by now !



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Posted 28 April 2017 - 01:49 PM

Would you call backing your cart into the garage door...a Senior moment???

Its gotta be right up there Francie,sober?



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Posted 28 April 2017 - 03:20 PM

Its gotta be right up there Francie,sober?

 

Yep...that was my thought.  :P


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Posted 28 April 2017 - 03:50 PM

Saw and heard a bloke try to pronounce inaaawgrual at golf presentation night once, have to be right up there. roflmao.gif


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Posted 28 April 2017 - 04:18 PM

Boy,I just had a huge seniors moment,just messaged a golf buddy to tell him im picking him up for sat golf........he simply replied to me WHY?..its friday,I just went out and unhooked golf cart  doh,im not blonde..but i am grey,anybody else had a seniors moment like that?

 

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Posted 28 April 2017 - 04:22 PM

Saw and heard a bloke try to pronounce inaaawgrual at golf presentation night once, have to be right up there. roflmao.gif

 

Yeah...but he was pissed.   He tells me to tell you...."Faaaaar cough"   :rolleyes:  


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Posted 28 April 2017 - 05:35 PM

Trying to remember what you have just thought of doing.jnvjg ytucjgmb bjvigdr Seurugc
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Posted 28 April 2017 - 06:35 PM

like the golfer who sacked his caddy cos his eyesight was poor and couldnt see where the balls go,hired an older caddie after he asked the caddy how his eyesight was,20/20 vision sir he replied, hit the first ball,turned and asked  did you see that ball,yes sir,well man,where is it........reply..cant remember sir


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