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#511 upnin

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 07:18 PM

Woops.....a little busy yesterday......

 

"The joy I get from winning a major championship doesn't even compare to the feeling I get when a kid writes a letter saying: "Thnk you so much.   You have changed my life."

 

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I'm sentimental and hopeful enough to want this to be true........but it seems more likely the output of a scriptwriter.


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Posted 31 December 2017 - 07:29 PM

..........and that's it for 2017........see you all on the other side.


I trust you have a 2018 book?
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Posted 31 December 2017 - 08:51 PM

Happy NewYear Francie. Love this thread
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18.4 by Dec. 2018

 

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 04:25 AM

Where's our quote for today Frank ?......... missing 2017already. ;)


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 06:18 AM

I trust you have a 2018 book?

 

No.   Looks like it might be a bit quiet for a while, unless I come across one.


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 09:00 AM

Just re-use an old one.  We'll never know the difference.


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 09:57 AM

Just re-use an old one.  We'll never know the difference.

 

I think a lot of 2017's were used in the 2016 Quips


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Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013

Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 10:27 AM

I think a lot of 2017's were used in the 2016 Quips

I was going to say that, but I didn't think it was my place to
"But sometimes there are more important things in life than being pedantic about the rules of golf, or spelling and grammar on golf forums"

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 10:34 AM

I was going to say that, but I didn't think it was my place to

 

That's never held you back before, Bumpy


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 10:54 AM

That's never held you back before, Bumpy

It's true, by all reports, I am reportedly one of the ones who never hold back.
"But sometimes there are more important things in life than being pedantic about the rules of golf, or spelling and grammar on golf forums"

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 11:45 AM

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