Jump to content


 

Photo

Frank's, 2017 Golf Quips


  • Please log in to reply
203 replies to this topic

#16 Phil_Fan

Phil_Fan

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 105 posts
  • LocationThe rolling Hills of Adelaide

Posted 05 January 2017 - 08:12 AM

The Masters is definitely my favourite tournament. This one is from Jack

 

"I don't think about winning the Masters as part of the slam. You want to win the Masters because of what it means to the game."

- Jack Nicklaus 


Phil is my idol


#17 Francie

Francie

    Inaugural Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 31480 posts
  • LocationMelbourne

Posted 05 January 2017 - 08:37 AM

The Masters is definitely my favourite tournament. This one is from Jack

 

"I don't think about winning the Masters as part of the slam. You want to win the Masters because of what it means to the game."

- Jack Nicklaus 

 

Oi......that was one of my last posts in my 2016 Quips........bloody hard to get good help!!!


  • Commish, AhBen and seve_ like this

Inaugural winner "Castlemaine" Vic ISG golf day 2009
Inaugural Victorian OOM Putting Champion - Long Island 2011
Inaugural ISG National Golf Champion - Queensland September 2012

Inaugural winner Casey Rotary Golf Day 2012 - Part of the 'Dream Team'
Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013

Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013

Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015

Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015​
Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015

Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015

Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016

Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event

Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016

​Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016

Veterans Champion (VPGC) - 2016 

 

"If a foursome is pressing you, wave them through - and then speed up." - Deane Beman

 

http://www.golflink....k_No=3013311351

 

Lowest ever handicap - 7.5

 


#18 Francie

Francie

    Inaugural Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 31480 posts
  • LocationMelbourne

Posted 05 January 2017 - 08:38 AM

"It's one of the few things that I really enjoy doing."

 

- Nick Saban, on golf


Inaugural winner "Castlemaine" Vic ISG golf day 2009
Inaugural Victorian OOM Putting Champion - Long Island 2011
Inaugural ISG National Golf Champion - Queensland September 2012

Inaugural winner Casey Rotary Golf Day 2012 - Part of the 'Dream Team'
Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013

Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013

Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015

Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015​
Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015

Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015

Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016

Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event

Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016

​Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016

Veterans Champion (VPGC) - 2016 

 

"If a foursome is pressing you, wave them through - and then speed up." - Deane Beman

 

http://www.golflink....k_No=3013311351

 

Lowest ever handicap - 7.5

 


#19 Francie

Francie

    Inaugural Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 31480 posts
  • LocationMelbourne

Posted 05 January 2017 - 08:42 AM

I wonder who will post more quips this year, Grank or Seve?

 

 

The smart money is on the new boy.

 

If they keep posting some I've already posted.....I agree.     One a day from me except on weekends, will be my limit.    Also I don't discriminate.....whatever it says on each day goes up.


  • Commish and AhBen like this

Inaugural winner "Castlemaine" Vic ISG golf day 2009
Inaugural Victorian OOM Putting Champion - Long Island 2011
Inaugural ISG National Golf Champion - Queensland September 2012

Inaugural winner Casey Rotary Golf Day 2012 - Part of the 'Dream Team'
Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013

Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013

Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015

Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015​
Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015

Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015

Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016

Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event

Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016

​Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016

Veterans Champion (VPGC) - 2016 

 

"If a foursome is pressing you, wave them through - and then speed up." - Deane Beman

 

http://www.golflink....k_No=3013311351

 

Lowest ever handicap - 7.5

 


#20 ------

------

    .

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 17387 posts
  • Location.

Posted 05 January 2017 - 08:43 AM

Go Grank!
  • Francie likes this

#21 Francie

Francie

    Inaugural Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 31480 posts
  • LocationMelbourne

Posted 06 January 2017 - 02:12 PM

"They keep talking about the Big Four-Palmer, Nicklaus, Player, and Trevino. I just want to be the fifth wheel in case somebody gets a flat."

- Chi Chi Rodriguez
  • *Mouldy, AhBen and seve_ like this

Inaugural winner "Castlemaine" Vic ISG golf day 2009
Inaugural Victorian OOM Putting Champion - Long Island 2011
Inaugural ISG National Golf Champion - Queensland September 2012

Inaugural winner Casey Rotary Golf Day 2012 - Part of the 'Dream Team'
Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013

Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013

Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015

Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015​
Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015

Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015

Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016

Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event

Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016

​Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016

Veterans Champion (VPGC) - 2016 

 

"If a foursome is pressing you, wave them through - and then speed up." - Deane Beman

 

http://www.golflink....k_No=3013311351

 

Lowest ever handicap - 7.5

 


#22 seve_

seve_

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1096 posts
  • LocationSandbelt Country

Posted 06 January 2017 - 09:18 PM

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

– Ben Hogan



#23 seve_

seve_

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1096 posts
  • LocationSandbelt Country

Posted 07 January 2017 - 07:55 PM

2a9a7a344ea74dbfb6710ef3ea0abaec.jpg



#24 Commish

Commish

    No Rhyme Nor Reason

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 12304 posts
  • LocationSydney

Posted 07 January 2017 - 11:20 PM

2a9a7a344ea74dbfb6710ef3ea0abaec.jpg

 

The fourth is respect the title of a thread and start your own Seve's golf quotes!!

 

If they keep posting some I've already posted.....I agree.     One a day from me except on weekends, will be my limit.    Also I don't discriminate.....whatever it says on each day goes up.

 

You're too polite.  

.  


The key to success is to learn to do something right, then do it right every time. Oh I wish.....
Three time winner of the treasured WBT.
2012 ISG National Champs 2nd Round winner @ Robina Woods
2013 ISG National Champs 1st Round winner @ 'The Dunes'
2014 ISG National Champs - Top 10 finish - Played like a girl - MUNT GOLFER

2015 ISG National Champs - Deservedly crowned the National  N.A.G.A.
2016 ISG National Champs 4BBB champion with Francie

 

Hole in One - Rosnay GC, 157 metre Par 3 - 27th February 2015

http://www.golflink....k_no=2030804409


#25 Francie

Francie

    Inaugural Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 31480 posts
  • LocationMelbourne

Posted 08 January 2017 - 12:13 PM

"Relax into a rhythm that fits the hills and swales, and play the shot at hand-not the last one, not the next one, but the one at your feet, in the poison ivy, where you put it."

- John Updike
  • Longhitter_1984 likes this

Inaugural winner "Castlemaine" Vic ISG golf day 2009
Inaugural Victorian OOM Putting Champion - Long Island 2011
Inaugural ISG National Golf Champion - Queensland September 2012

Inaugural winner Casey Rotary Golf Day 2012 - Part of the 'Dream Team'
Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013

Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013

Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015

Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015​
Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015

Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015

Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016

Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event

Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016

​Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016

Veterans Champion (VPGC) - 2016 

 

"If a foursome is pressing you, wave them through - and then speed up." - Deane Beman

 

http://www.golflink....k_No=3013311351

 

Lowest ever handicap - 7.5

 


#26 Francie

Francie

    Inaugural Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 31480 posts
  • LocationMelbourne

Posted 08 January 2017 - 12:31 PM

The fourth is respect the title of a thread and start your own Seve's golf quotes!!
 

 
You're too polite.  
.


Seve_ did PM me about posting in my thread, Commish. I'm happy for people to contribute but it loses a bit if they post one that I have already posted recently or due to post in the near future.

Mum always taught me to be polite. ;-))
  • Commish likes this

Inaugural winner "Castlemaine" Vic ISG golf day 2009
Inaugural Victorian OOM Putting Champion - Long Island 2011
Inaugural ISG National Golf Champion - Queensland September 2012

Inaugural winner Casey Rotary Golf Day 2012 - Part of the 'Dream Team'
Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013

Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013

Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015

Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015​
Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015

Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015

Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016

Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event

Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016

​Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016

Veterans Champion (VPGC) - 2016 

 

"If a foursome is pressing you, wave them through - and then speed up." - Deane Beman

 

http://www.golflink....k_No=3013311351

 

Lowest ever handicap - 7.5

 


#27 seve_

seve_

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1096 posts
  • LocationSandbelt Country

Posted 08 January 2017 - 12:58 PM

I Learnt my lesson early on, I now search all of last year.  Will work on process so in the future I don't steal francie's thunder


  • Commish and Francie like this

#28 Commish

Commish

    No Rhyme Nor Reason

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 12304 posts
  • LocationSydney

Posted 08 January 2017 - 03:28 PM

Seve_ did PM me about posting in my thread, Commish. I'm happy for people to contribute but it loses a bit if they post one that I have already posted recently or due to post in the near future.

Mum always taught me to be polite. ;-))

 

Fair enough, obviously didn't know there was some back end interaction.  Apologies Seve.  Carry on....

 

You're still too polite.  Gotta be more of a 'Kranky Franky'.


  • Francie likes this

The key to success is to learn to do something right, then do it right every time. Oh I wish.....
Three time winner of the treasured WBT.
2012 ISG National Champs 2nd Round winner @ Robina Woods
2013 ISG National Champs 1st Round winner @ 'The Dunes'
2014 ISG National Champs - Top 10 finish - Played like a girl - MUNT GOLFER

2015 ISG National Champs - Deservedly crowned the National  N.A.G.A.
2016 ISG National Champs 4BBB champion with Francie

 

Hole in One - Rosnay GC, 157 metre Par 3 - 27th February 2015

http://www.golflink....k_no=2030804409


#29 Francie

Francie

    Inaugural Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 31480 posts
  • LocationMelbourne

Posted 09 January 2017 - 11:11 AM

"I stopped thinking."

- Martin Kaymer, former world No. 1, after shooting a record-tying 9-under 63 at TPC Sawgrass, and turning his game around


Hmmmm was that you Mouldy, last week???
  • seve_ likes this

Inaugural winner "Castlemaine" Vic ISG golf day 2009
Inaugural Victorian OOM Putting Champion - Long Island 2011
Inaugural ISG National Golf Champion - Queensland September 2012

Inaugural winner Casey Rotary Golf Day 2012 - Part of the 'Dream Team'
Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013

Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013

Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015

Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015​
Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015

Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015

Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016

Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event

Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016

​Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016

Veterans Champion (VPGC) - 2016 

 

"If a foursome is pressing you, wave them through - and then speed up." - Deane Beman

 

http://www.golflink....k_No=3013311351

 

Lowest ever handicap - 7.5

 


#30 Francie

Francie

    Inaugural Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 31480 posts
  • LocationMelbourne

Posted 10 January 2017 - 12:05 PM

"Never give another golfer unsolicited advice, including the advice to never give another golfer unsolicited advice."

- Leslie Nielsen
  • iRON MiCK likes this

Inaugural winner "Castlemaine" Vic ISG golf day 2009
Inaugural Victorian OOM Putting Champion - Long Island 2011
Inaugural ISG National Golf Champion - Queensland September 2012

Inaugural winner Casey Rotary Golf Day 2012 - Part of the 'Dream Team'
Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013

Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013

Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015

Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015​
Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015

Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015

Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016

Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event

Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016

​Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016

Veterans Champion (VPGC) - 2016 

 

"If a foursome is pressing you, wave them through - and then speed up." - Deane Beman

 

http://www.golflink....k_No=3013311351

 

Lowest ever handicap - 7.5

 





0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users