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#1 asfrye

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 02:26 AM

Is it legal to put a golf ball in your mouth to warm it?

 

(putting all the sanitary considerations aside . . . . .)


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Posted 25 November 2016 - 03:01 AM

What Rule do you think would prevent you from doing that? Perhaps, read through R14 and the accompanying Decisions and see what's there.



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Posted 25 November 2016 - 06:42 AM

Too easy....no comment
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Posted 25 November 2016 - 07:20 AM

  I really wonder about some of these questions. :o :o


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Posted 25 November 2016 - 08:05 AM

You can put it in your pocket or hold it in your hand

You can take it to the nets and warm it up by hitting it a few times
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Posted 25 November 2016 - 08:09 AM

I really wonder about some of these bogan questions. :o :o

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 08:10 AM

Bathroom hand dryer just before tee off is a staple for me in the winter months


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Posted 25 November 2016 - 08:26 AM

Bathroom hand dryer just before tee off is a staple for me in the winter months

what about your second shot?
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Posted 25 November 2016 - 08:29 AM

what about your second shot?

 

It's all about the first shot of the morning

There's no crowds to view the second one :)


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Posted 28 November 2016 - 07:45 AM

Rule 42-4 - no teabagging. 


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Posted 28 November 2016 - 08:59 AM

Is it legal to put a golf ball in your mouth to warm it?

 

(putting all the sanitary considerations aside . . . . .)

 

Yes, unless you consider your mouth to be unusual equipment, or using it in an unusual way.

 

You can put it in your pocket or hold it in your hand

You can take it to the nets and warm it up by hitting it a few times

 

Provided you don't also have one of those hand warmer thingummies in the same pocket.



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Posted 28 November 2016 - 01:01 PM

Yes, unless you consider your mouth to be unusual equipment, or using it in an unusual way.


Don't you consider that using your mouth in an unusual way?
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Posted 28 November 2016 - 03:05 PM

Don't you consider that using your mouth in an unusual way?

OB regularly has balls in his mouth so he probably didn't consider that at all
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Posted 28 November 2016 - 03:07 PM

OB regularly has balls in his mouth so he probably didn't consider that at all

OB in his youth

 

 

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Posted 28 November 2016 - 03:19 PM

OB in his youth

 

 

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