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#31 Schmuck

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Posted 18 October 2016 - 06:54 AM

I don't think people are taking this thread seriously.

thanks goodness for that
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Posted 18 October 2016 - 06:57 AM

I can sell you a Macaw for $10,000. Will even give you the correct line of the putt. Just have to putt away.
Disclaimer: This product is not suitable for Mouldy.

nthats no good.. This is an intended gift for mouldy......after this weekend ;)
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Posted 18 October 2016 - 08:30 AM

nthats no good.. This is an intended gift for mouldy......after this weekend ;)

Well I dont know that a parrot would make a difference with relation to Mouldy Schmuck. He has enough shite going through his head as it is.

I think quietly he knows he is going to get rolled by Ink...

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Posted 18 October 2016 - 09:08 AM

Well I dont know that a parrot would make a difference with relation to Mouldy Schmuck. He has enough shite going through his head as it is.
I think quietly he knows he is going to get rolled by Ink...

i would refer you to the putting thread
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Posted 18 October 2016 - 12:27 PM

Parrot procured!

Just needs to survive the trip south
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Posted 18 October 2016 - 05:48 PM

Parrot procured!

Just needs to survive the trip south

Don't you need to teach it what to say?
"Don't run off Don't run off"
"Clear your mind. Clear your mind"
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Posted 19 October 2016 - 09:29 AM

Parrot procured!
Just needs to survive the trip south

Surviving the parrot will be the challenge.

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Posted 19 October 2016 - 09:58 AM

Surviving the parrot will be the challenge.

its got Marty Feldman crazy eyes, so you could be correct!
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Posted 19 October 2016 - 10:07 AM

Just don't store it like Wolowitz's pigeon.



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Posted 19 October 2016 - 11:45 AM

its got Marty Feldman crazy eyes, so you could be correct!

Ihad a pet parrot that I found on our golf course. It had been kicked out of the nest or had fallen out. I suspect the first because it squawked the first 12 months after I brought it home. We named it "squawky" and it lived up to its name.
Then one day it stopped squawking and became my best friend. It escaped from the cage a few times but it never learnt to fly. It thought I was its mate.
When it was five years old it escaped when I was playing with it and flew away. It appeared in our front tree a few weeks later and never left. It built a nest under the eaves of our roof and started stalking me. We would have breakfast together on the back patio. It would fly into the house looking for me and would chase away any bird that came near the house.
The crazy thing was it produced a baby we named "babe" who became part of the family until her mother drove him away. When squawky died (to many choc lamies we suspect), babe returned with a mate and the cycle continued (except for living in the roof).
Weird story but true.
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Posted 19 October 2016 - 01:55 PM

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Posted 19 October 2016 - 04:16 PM

Any sane keysie members?

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Posted 19 October 2016 - 04:19 PM

Not that I've come across as yet


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Posted 19 October 2016 - 05:07 PM

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Posted 19 October 2016 - 05:16 PM

You were playing with it then flew away? Wow. Can you teach me how to fly too?
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