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#16 Goldy

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Posted 03 October 2016 - 08:49 PM

I've decided I don't need George Cooper at all ...that's it

It's a discipline thing also

I feel better without him ....I save coin.

I'm more socially confident without him, I eat better without George Cooper also.

Not reading George Cooper doesn't negatively impact me in any way so why would I need to?

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Posted 03 October 2016 - 08:51 PM

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Posted 03 October 2016 - 08:51 PM

I've decided I don't need George Cooper at all ...that's it

It's a discipline thing also

I feel better without him ....I save coin.

I'm more sexually confident without him, I eat better without George Cooper also.

Not reading George Cooper doesn't negatively impact me in any way so why would I need to?

It's odd ...it's weird ...tick all those boxes but it works for me


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Posted 03 October 2016 - 09:03 PM

Hi

good day to everyone sorry for not getting back,what i am selling is information and i just want to help some people that want to know more about golfing. As I am a student as well and i want to share some of the articles I wrote from my research and experiences. I am George Cooper by the way and i don't mean to offend guys.

Hi George Cooper,
Please don't be offended by the other smart arses on this forum. I for one would like to buy your information and I also want to know more about golfing. Please tell me more about your research and experiences. I was captivated by your first thread about golf etiquettes, and this thread is by far the most captivating since the last one where you wrote about golfing and stuff. You have such a way with words it just makes me want to hear more about golfing, and research, and experiences. I am forever your student in golfing.
Cheers,
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Posted 03 October 2016 - 09:38 PM

Good on you George Cooper for posting up your work, for us to critique.

We need more info like this as golfers like Goldy, Beeeef and itchy are all A grade golfer wannabes. Struggling C grade golfers that need an etiquette lessons.

Could you do a paper on etiquette sometime
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Posted 03 October 2016 - 10:04 PM

Looking forward to George's thread on golf equipment.
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Posted 03 October 2016 - 10:14 PM

And turf management practices
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Posted 06 October 2016 - 02:19 PM

hi

 

Good day 

 

For those people that liked what I wrote thank you and it's my honour to inspire you guys as a student of golf same as you guys.

for those people  thank you for your honesty I meant no disrespect or anything I just want to help and also need help all for the  of the game we love golf. but none the  less thank you guys



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Posted 06 October 2016 - 02:48 PM

hi

Good day

For those people that liked what I wrote thank you and it's my honour to inspire you guys as a student of golf same as you guys.
for those people thank you for your honesty I meant no disrespect or anything I just want to help and also need help all for the of the game we love golf. but none the less thank you guys

I'm very much inspired.
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Posted 06 October 2016 - 03:08 PM

thank you JIm's dad



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Posted 06 October 2016 - 03:08 PM

thank you JIm's dad

You're welcome Homie
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Posted 10 October 2016 - 09:54 AM

Dear golfcreator, thank you for sharing your articles from your research and experiences. 

 

I am very interested in one day meeting a golf course as you have suggested. 

 

Perhaps you might help me with some further information to follow from your current research and experiences?

 

 

1. When I meet the course, how should I address it?  Mr course, Mrs course? Sir, madam? Do I shake hands, with it, and if so, where? What is the correct etiquettes for this?

 

2. You mentioned a very interesting fact about the tee markers: 

  • Black or Blue – farthest from the hole, with most major hazards, usually used during tournaments with zero handicap males

I have heard that not all users of the blue or black markers are zero handicapped males, in fact many of them are handicapped males (especially the ones on this forum).  What do you think the appropriate punishment for these handicapped males should be for using these tee markers?


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Posted 10 October 2016 - 10:49 AM

 

 

1. When I meet the course, how should I address it?  Mr course, Mrs course? Sir, madam? Do I shake hands, with it, and if so, where? What is the correct etiquettes for this?

 

Address with Madam and a simple curtsy will do.


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Posted 10 October 2016 - 01:06 PM

Dear Golf Creator ........

 

You mentioned "Gold tees", and how "low handicap males" should play off them.

 

Where do I buy I set of these tee markers, so that I can play off them, and how much is the price of gold these days, as I fear I may need to save up for them?

 

Kindest regards,

 

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Posted 10 October 2016 - 09:45 PM

Dear Golf Creator,

did you also know that when someone famous designs a golf course, and have a vision for how the end product is to look, that some gay person on the committee can change that vision by chopping down trees or filling in bunkers.

Also, hypothetically speaking, say a person like Madam is in charge as a GM, (God forbid), at a very nice course, he has the power to change the finished product by yelling at the greens staff to not mow this, not mow that, mow this, spray that, not mow this, can change the way the ball will run and I fact introduce an insidious disease called 'slow play'.


So keep your GM in the office and hire a greenkeeper that can baffle him with BS, pull the wool over his eyes and use words and phrases they can't understand.thus keeping the integrity of the course architecture and vision as intended.
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