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#16 pt73

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Posted 01 October 2016 - 07:28 PM

If you wish to see all of this stuff just play at a public course. The private clubs don't tolerate it.

I wish that was true, at my club I spend more time filling other people's divots and fixing pitch marks than my own.

 

I refill my sand bucket every hole and may times it's empty with still more divots to fill, some of our members obviously don't give a rats.


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Posted 01 October 2016 - 08:32 PM

Fixing pitch marks on the greens should be mandatory, while most days I won't have to worry about filling divots on the fairways
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Posted 01 October 2016 - 09:48 PM

I am sure there must be a few blokes/girls who subscribe to the bunkers are a hazard theory and don't rake them even when they walk past the rake to get to their ball.
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Posted 01 October 2016 - 10:37 PM

I yelled out aT an A grader today as he used his foot to 'rake/smooth' his marks in the sand.


Picks up the rake and starts furiously raking the sand flicking it out of the bunker.....



Poor bastard had no idea how to take it properly......


There's another one.... Teach A graders proper bunker raking technique
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Posted 02 October 2016 - 12:03 PM

I yelled out aT an A grader today as he used his foot to 'rake/smooth' his marks in the sand.


Picks up the rake and starts furiously raking the sand flicking it out of the bunker.....



Poor bastard had no idea how to take it properly......


There's another one.... Teach A graders proper bunker raking technique

We wouldn't have to if c graders caddied for us. Surely that would be a more productive use of their time than playing.
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Posted 02 October 2016 - 09:44 PM

We wouldn't have to if c graders caddied for us. Surely that would be a more productive use of their time than playing.



Typical A grader response, for mine,


Reminds me of a Shane Warne quote...... Can't rake bunkers, can't carry own gear...
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Posted 03 October 2016 - 02:21 PM

We wouldn't have to if c graders caddied for us. Surely that would be a more productive use of their time than playing.


Surely it would be far more effective if A graders caddied for the C graders and helped them to improve their golfing skills.
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Posted 03 October 2016 - 02:38 PM

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Posted 03 October 2016 - 02:42 PM

I believe that all retired c graders who own a cat and drive a petrol powered cart should be put down.
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Posted 03 October 2016 - 02:46 PM

Surely it would be far more effective if A graders caddied for the C graders and helped them to improve their golfing skills.

Caddies don't help people improve their golfing skills and besides, C graders are beyond help in most cases. 


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Posted 03 October 2016 - 02:54 PM

I believe that all retired c graders who own a cat and drive a petrol powered cart should be put down.


Maaaaaax, good thing you're not referring to me. I might get upset.

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Posted 03 October 2016 - 03:00 PM

The only way to improves ones golfing skills and handicap is to put as many golflink cards in as possible.
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Posted 03 October 2016 - 03:03 PM

Or have mad skills.
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Posted 03 October 2016 - 03:08 PM

Would someone think of the B graders!!!

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Posted 03 October 2016 - 03:13 PM

Would someone think of the B graders!!!

B graders are aspiring A graders, C graders should aspire to be lawn bowlers ;)


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