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#1 The Gap Wedge Draw

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Posted 27 January 2016 - 06:16 PM

The season is off to a flying start with yet another public urination and bestiality performance.

 

What is it about NRL players in pre-season training.

 

They really are a collection of neanderthals.


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Posted 27 January 2016 - 06:53 PM

What the general public don't understand is this is an initiation into the new NRL year. Just like the AFL boys sending their nude pics to other women, same same.


We don't have the stress of being successful year after year, these boys do. Call them boys because a real man wouldn't contemplate dry humping a lesbian dog
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#3 The Gap Wedge Draw

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Posted 27 January 2016 - 06:59 PM

I do hope that it was urine seeping through his pants


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Posted 27 January 2016 - 07:40 PM

The real shame is that he'll probably be axed from the Blues State of Origin squad and they'll replace him with someone who can actually

make decent decisions under pressure.


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Posted 27 January 2016 - 07:42 PM

He will come out of this ok. 50k fine and man the G. A. Y. Pride float at Mardis gras. His parents will be not surprised but again highly embarrassed.


Sack his arse to the kerb and start setting examples NRL. this is why that Smith bloke did a runner from the top job of the ARL
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Posted 27 January 2016 - 08:39 PM


 Call them boys because a real man wouldn't contemplate dry humping a lesbian dog

The above is factually incorrect. He was dry humping a lesbian's dog.


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Posted 27 January 2016 - 08:39 PM

50K and 6 match ban. It's like the NRL are being run by the AFL.
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Posted 27 January 2016 - 08:53 PM

50K and 6 match ban. It's like the NRL are being run by the AFL.


Be fair, 50k is equivalent to a mil in the AFL
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Posted 27 January 2016 - 08:59 PM

I think the dumbest thing he did was let someone tape him.

It's not like he did a Joel Monaghan.
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Posted 27 January 2016 - 09:24 PM

If only they had social media back in Sterlo's day
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


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Posted 27 January 2016 - 09:40 PM

So the rumours were true about the Roosters going over their salary cap....

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Posted 27 January 2016 - 09:59 PM

It's not like he did a Joel Monaghan.

 

Pearce was too pissed to find the peanut butter .......


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Posted 27 January 2016 - 10:02 PM

The above is factually incorrect. He was dry humping a lesbian's dog.


As if a lesbian would own a ' male ' dog. They all hate men, you could see by the way she was treating poor Mitch, telling him to leave all the time.

Maybe the 'Piss' marks were a spilt drink, did she think of that??? No!!!!!
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Posted 27 January 2016 - 10:03 PM

Pearce was too pissed to find the peanut butter .......



Maybe the lesbians used it all...........
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Posted 27 January 2016 - 10:04 PM

Maybe the lesbians used it all...........

 

pretty sure lesbians are allergic to nuts ..


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