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#151 OldBogey

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Posted 03 July 2017 - 03:37 PM

So why does a convicted felon have an unlicensed piece out on his car seat?

 

Because he couldn't get a licence for it.

 

Sorry, in Florida that would be "license".

 

He probably didn't know what a safety catch is for.



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Posted 03 July 2017 - 03:46 PM

Toph - question: why does he have a gun on his car seat?
OB - answer: Probably doesn't know what the safety catch is for

 

 

I couldn't have answered Toph's question better myself 


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Posted 03 July 2017 - 04:03 PM

So why does a convicted felon have an unlicensed piece out on his car seat?

 

Because 'MURICA!!!!!


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Posted 03 July 2017 - 04:07 PM

How about these geniuses? 

http://www.news.com....8dcf68f8289a15e
 

A PREGNANT 19-year-old has been arrested after shooting her boyfriend dead in front of their daughter, three, in a bid by the pair to be famous.

MonaLisa Perez was charged with second-degree manslaughter this morning in the death of 22-year-old Pedro Ruiz III, the Star Tribune reported.

Ruiz reportedly had been pushing Perez to go through with his latest prank, in which he would hold a hardcover encyclopaedia up to his chest and get her to shoot at the book.

Perez pulled the trigger on a .50-calibre Desert Eagle gun, a pistol described in online ads as “one of the world’s most powerful semiautomatic handguns.”

 

 

Heard about this the other and was just flabbergasted.

I mean who would have thought that an encyclopedia wouldn't stop a 50 cal handgun round at point blank?

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Posted 03 July 2017 - 04:09 PM

Worst part was it was Wikipedia on an iPad.


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Posted 03 July 2017 - 04:15 PM

Hopefully it was upanddown4par's iPad.
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Posted 03 July 2017 - 05:47 PM

You have to wonder what they are breeding in Florida.

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Posted 03 July 2017 - 05:58 PM

You have to wonder what they are breeding in Florida.


Garage doors?

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Posted 03 July 2017 - 06:05 PM

Garage doors?


Garage doors don't require guns, certainly not a 50 cal.
Unless you're really, really angry at the door.

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Posted 03 July 2017 - 06:07 PM

Garage doors don't require guns, certainly not a 50 cal.
Unless you're really, really angry at the door.


What cal is your cart and trailer?

It is true, this shlt never gets old.
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Posted 03 July 2017 - 07:14 PM

Do you think this could put a hole in a garage door? It had no trouble getting through a book.

 

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Posted 03 July 2017 - 10:08 PM

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Posted 21 July 2017 - 10:19 AM

Democracy at it's finest 

 

at times, democracy fails us big time and has no place is a civilised society, because of people. People are often wrong.

 

This time, however, the people are spot on.  


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Posted 21 July 2017 - 11:48 AM

Democracy at it's finest 
 
at times, democracy fails us big time and has no place is a civilised society, because of people. People are often wrong.
 
This time, however, the people are spot on.


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Posted 21 July 2017 - 12:52 PM

Democracy at it's finest 

 

at times, democracy fails us big time and has no place is a civilised society, because of people. People are often wrong.

 

This time, however, the people are spot on.  

 

Well spotted there, Bumpy McBumFace.

I hadn't seen that news item.






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