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#31 Toph

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Posted 23 July 2015 - 08:45 PM

Look, I know you guys want to piss around, and I do too. Sorry for the dummy spit, I like to fark around a bit too but do you have to take a massive dump on everything? Just for the sake of it?
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Posted 23 July 2015 - 08:48 PM

I'm pissed off ( both senses of the word). It's says so in my avatar. Thread is closed.

Edited by Toph, 23 July 2015 - 08:57 PM.

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Posted 23 July 2015 - 09:05 PM

........the only logical response would be putting golf tips in the gardening thread ;)


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Posted 23 July 2015 - 09:12 PM

Farrking typical. Try to start a farrking useful thread actually ABOUT golf, one that might actually help peeps play better, intended to be a useful source of key information for both newbs and more advanced, possibly for months or even years to come, and it gets farrking overrun by farrking amature farrking botanists and farrking landscapers and herbalists prattling on about their farrking hedges and perennials. Farrking give up.


You left out farking greenkeepers. Don't give up mate, just report all the non-helpful posts to madam, s/he will take care of it.
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Posted 23 July 2015 - 09:14 PM

I'm pissed off ( both senses of the word). It's says so in my avatar. Thread is closed.

getting angry destroys your golf game, think of the non golf related posts as , thin or fat shirts, shots OOB, stuff like that. Sooner you develop a PMA ( positive mental attitude) the better your golf will be :) :) :)

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Posted 23 July 2015 - 09:18 PM

Look, I know you guys want to piss around, and I do too. Sorry for the dummy spit, I like to fark around a bit too but do you have to take a massive dump on everything? Just for the sake of it?

oh were you serious? :huh:


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Posted 23 July 2015 - 09:37 PM

getting angry destroys your golf game, think of the non golf related posts as , thin or fat shirts, shots OOB, stuff like that. Sooner you develop a PMA ( positive mental attitude) the better your golf will be :) :) :)attachicon.gifimage.jpg

 

All my shirts are fat.   :(


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Posted 23 July 2015 - 09:47 PM

All my shirts are fat. :(

That's probably because of the problem you have with the hole in the front of your face.
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Posted 23 July 2015 - 09:48 PM

^^^^^^^ hahahahahahahaha
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Posted 23 July 2015 - 09:52 PM

That's probably because of the problem you have with the hole in the front of your face.

 

You sir...are just a mean person.


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Posted 23 July 2015 - 09:54 PM

You sir...are just a mean person.

No. I'm pissed off and telling the hard truth. Going to be my raisin d'etra from now on.
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Posted 23 July 2015 - 10:13 PM

You got a pencil?

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Posted 23 July 2015 - 10:26 PM

You got a pencil?


Think he's got a raisin ink....
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Posted 23 July 2015 - 10:28 PM

Think he's got a raisin ink....


Where does he keep it?

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Posted 23 July 2015 - 10:29 PM

Think he's got a raisin ink....


D'etra brand?
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