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#1 BumpunRun

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Posted 09 February 2015 - 02:00 PM

Guess who's back?

back again!

BUMP is back

tell some men!

 

Sup brothers and sisters.

I have done it, I've payed my money and now I have my handicap again. My old handicap has obviously been reinstated and it makes for some interesting viewing.

My first game back I will be knocking off a game from December 2012 and I have 6 flags in my oldest 7 rounds, so there will definitely be some handicap movement and potentially wildly too.

 

The "membership" I got was at Piney again, but because I will only be very limited in the games I get to play I simply got a $99 GA handicap membership. I am just going to tell everyone I am a country member, they will no doubt agree.

 

With this thread, it won't be so much about my hole by hole rundown of my games because the thread will fall off the pages in the mean time so to keep shiit interesting in here I will varying my scope of topics to include all things I see fit.

Non-golf related topics can include, with school going back I will offer online maths and science homework help, maybe English too.

There will be jokes and puns and one liners, I will recount stories about the times I have done different work experience jobs, some, no most of which didn't actually happen.

 

As with all golfers I am always looking to improve and in order to do that I have made a conscious decision regarding the Instructional Threads and will be absolutely staying away from them. The last thing I want is to read one of the topics and subconsciously retain something OB puts down that will no doubt stuff me up.

 

One of the topics I am most looking forward to is "FASHION FAST-FORWARD FRIDAY" this will be me showing y'all what I will be wearing the next Saturday. I hope to put some photos of my outfits laid out on the bed ready for me to wear, this is always open for correspondence and is encouraged, but chances are you will be wrong.

I see this segment as a way for you to put forward ideas of your own that you are unsure of and I will be able to help you out.  

You will learn about complimentary colours and the ideal use of the colour wheel, as well as how minimalism can show your flare. What to match, what not to match general do's and don't's of the golf fashion world. Fashion is not just about one pair of bright strides.

 

So peace, love and all that other bullshit - let's kick this off like a quokka on Rottnest 

 

 


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#2 GhettoGolfer

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Posted 09 February 2015 - 02:03 PM

Clothes laying flat is like watching porno via a small bandwidth connection with assisted buffering.

You need to be wearing to have any credence in my book.

Ps OB line was funny. I have found myself pushing some of those thoughts out of my head on course.
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Posted 09 February 2015 - 02:07 PM

Do you have a green belt?


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Posted 09 February 2015 - 02:24 PM

Guess who's back?

back again!

BUMP is back

tell some men!

 

Sup brothers and sisters.

I have done it, I've payed my money and now I have my handicap again. My old handicap has obviously been reinstated and it makes for some interesting viewing.

My first game back I will be knocking off a game from December 2012 and I have 6 flags in my oldest 7 rounds, so there will definitely be some handicap movement and potentially wildly too.

 

The "membership" I got was at Piney again, but because I will only be very limited in the games I get to play I simply got a $99 GA handicap membership. I am just going to tell everyone I am a country member, they will no doubt agree.

 

With this thread, it won't be so much about my hole by hole rundown of my games because the thread will fall off the pages in the mean time so to keep shiit interesting in here I will varying my scope of topics to include all things I see fit.

Non-golf related topics can include, with school going back I will offer online maths and science homework help, maybe English too.

There will be jokes and puns and one liners, I will recount stories about the times I have done different work experience jobs, some, no most of which didn't actually happen.

 

As with all golfers I am always looking to improve and in order to do that I have made a conscious decision regarding the Instructional Threads and will be absolutely staying away from them. The last thing I want is to read one of the topics and subconsciously retain something OB puts down that will no doubt stuff me up.

 

One of the topics I am most looking forward to is "FASHION FAST-FORWARD FRIDAY" this will be me showing y'all what I will be wearing the next Saturday. I hope to put some photos of my outfits laid out on the bed ready for me to wear, this is always open for correspondence and is encouraged, but chances are you will be wrong.

I see this segment as a way for you to put forward ideas of your own that you are unsure of and I will be able to help you out.  

You will learn about complimentary colours and the ideal use of the colour wheel, as well as how minimalism can show your flare. What to match, what not to match general do's and don't's of the golf fashion world. Fashion is not just about one pair of bright strides.

 

So peace, love and all that other bullshit - let's kick this off like a quokka on Rottnest 

 

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Posted 09 February 2015 - 02:29 PM

There's a colour Wheel?

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Posted 09 February 2015 - 02:39 PM

Ps OB line was funny. I have found myself pushing some of those thoughts out of my head on course.

 

How do you think I manage with all those thoughts?


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Posted 09 February 2015 - 02:57 PM

Clothes laying flat is like watching porno via a small bandwidth connection with assisted buffering.

You need to be wearing to have any credence in my book.

Ps OB line was funny. I have found myself pushing some of those thoughts out of my head on course.

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Posted 09 February 2015 - 02:57 PM

Do you have a green belt?

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Posted 09 February 2015 - 03:03 PM

buy a mannequin!


your teachers lied, we ain't born equals

my whole life they said I was a cheat code

participation ribbons gon' get repo'd

cos your chance of playin on my level less than ZEROOOOOOO


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Posted 09 February 2015 - 03:30 PM

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You play bowls as well then? :)



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Posted 09 February 2015 - 03:41 PM

You play bowls as well then? :)

if only!

This outfit, along with a plain green hat I would call the "Matt Kutchar in "Dress like your caddy Day" at Augusta

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Posted 09 February 2015 - 03:44 PM

Very fetching! I'm thinking of taking up bowls, no trees or bunkers! So that's your outfit for tomorrow?


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Posted 09 February 2015 - 03:55 PM

Very fetching! I'm thinking of taking up bowls, no trees or bunkers! So that's your outfit for tomorrow?

No no, it's not Fashion Fast Forward Friday. Saturday outfits will only be released the day prior.
In saying that, I think I might be able to sneak out to the range tomorrow during Daddy-Daycare. No driving range outfit discussion is required
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Posted 09 February 2015 - 03:59 PM

Disappointed

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Posted 09 February 2015 - 04:01 PM

Disappointed


Speaking of disappointed, I had forgotten about my actually stylist green and brown leather/canvas County Road belt. It goes stylishly good
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