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#766 *Mouldy

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Posted 05 April 2016 - 05:40 PM

Just got called up for jury service.  Will try my best to get out of it.  Interferes too much with my golf.

 

If I do have to serve it will be pretty simple.  Anything from criminal damage upwards is guilty and a good hanging will ensue.


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Posted 05 April 2016 - 06:12 PM

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Posted 05 April 2016 - 07:45 PM

Just got called up for jury service. Will try my best to get out of it. Interferes too much with my golf.

If I do have to serve it will be pretty simple. Anything from criminal damage upwards is guilty and a good hanging will ensue.

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Posted 05 April 2016 - 08:35 PM

Just got called up for jury service.  Will try my best to get out of it.  Interferes too much with my golf.

 

If I do have to serve it will be pretty simple.  Anything from criminal damage upwards is guilty and a good hanging will ensue.

 

Ha had 2 of those over the years......funny....they didn't want me for some reason.   B)


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Posted 05 April 2016 - 09:43 PM

Suburbia encroaching on our course forcing wholesale changes to the layout. Id build a big ugly faarking fence if i had my way.

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Posted 18 August 2018 - 01:34 PM

I've been called up for jury duty.

$40 per day. As I live a whisker under 60km from the courthouse in question, that's around $25 in petrol per day, leaving just $15 in recompense for my time, or around $2 per hour.

 

If that was private enterprise trying to garner workers at that rate, they'd be dragged through the courts.

 

Fortunately, being an old fart, I can ask to be excused.

 

If I was offered a fair wage, something akin to what the legal fraternity charge, I would be reasonably happy to contribute my civic duty. But $2 per hour? No way.


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Posted 18 August 2018 - 01:42 PM

Ha....I got asked once.   :P


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Posted 18 August 2018 - 04:17 PM

Ha....I got asked once. :P

You're exempt.
Apparently you'd be too biased on the side of the law.

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Posted 19 August 2018 - 05:54 PM

Played comp the other day with a A grader. :angry:  :angry:  :angry:

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Posted 19 August 2018 - 06:10 PM

You're exempt.
Apparently you'd be too biased on the side of the law.

 

Not if they'd seen the lead foot driving …….  :o


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Posted 08 March 2019 - 03:40 PM

Sometimes I wonder why things happen to certain people and not others......sometimes I think certain people get a harsh card dealt to them all the time.....but time has told me that a lot of people have it hard in various ways and we just don't know about it.  

 

Is it character building....does it make us stronger...are we the chosen ones???     Just not sure anymore?   :unsure:  :wacko:  :blink:


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Posted 12 March 2019 - 08:54 PM

Sometimes I wonder why things happen to certain people and not others......sometimes I think certain people get a harsh card dealt to them all the time.....but time has told me that a lot of people have it hard in various ways and we just don't know about it.  

 

Is it character building....does it make us stronger...are we the chosen ones???     Just not sure anymore?   :unsure:  :wacko:  :blink:

I hear ya Pete.  -_-


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