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#766 *Mouldy

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Posted 05 April 2016 - 05:40 PM

Just got called up for jury service.  Will try my best to get out of it.  Interferes too much with my golf.

 

If I do have to serve it will be pretty simple.  Anything from criminal damage upwards is guilty and a good hanging will ensue.


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Posted 05 April 2016 - 06:12 PM

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Posted 05 April 2016 - 07:45 PM

Just got called up for jury service. Will try my best to get out of it. Interferes too much with my golf.

If I do have to serve it will be pretty simple. Anything from criminal damage upwards is guilty and a good hanging will ensue.

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Posted 05 April 2016 - 08:35 PM

Just got called up for jury service.  Will try my best to get out of it.  Interferes too much with my golf.

 

If I do have to serve it will be pretty simple.  Anything from criminal damage upwards is guilty and a good hanging will ensue.

 

Ha had 2 of those over the years......funny....they didn't want me for some reason.   B)


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Posted 05 April 2016 - 09:43 PM

Suburbia encroaching on our course forcing wholesale changes to the layout. Id build a big ugly faarking fence if i had my way.

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Posted 18 August 2018 - 01:34 PM

I've been called up for jury duty.

$40 per day. As I live a whisker under 60km from the courthouse in question, that's around $25 in petrol per day, leaving just $15 in recompense for my time, or around $2 per hour.

 

If that was private enterprise trying to garner workers at that rate, they'd be dragged through the courts.

 

Fortunately, being an old fart, I can ask to be excused.

 

If I was offered a fair wage, something akin to what the legal fraternity charge, I would be reasonably happy to contribute my civic duty. But $2 per hour? No way.


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Posted 18 August 2018 - 01:42 PM

Ha....I got asked once.   :P


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Posted 18 August 2018 - 04:17 PM

Ha....I got asked once. :P

You're exempt.
Apparently you'd be too biased on the side of the law.

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Posted 19 August 2018 - 05:54 PM

Played comp the other day with a A grader. :angry:  :angry:  :angry:

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Posted 19 August 2018 - 06:10 PM

You're exempt.
Apparently you'd be too biased on the side of the law.

 

Not if they'd seen the lead foot driving …….  :o


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