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#31 koiom K Frenzy

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Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:01 AM

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Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:17 AM

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Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:18 AM

I like cats, couldn't eat a whole one though, well not again.



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Posted 19 May 2014 - 08:23 AM

An air of complete and utter arrogance and disdain.
What more do you want?

 

If I want that, I play with Russ.

 

Who also has cats.

 

Go figure.


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 08:59 AM

They do fark all, what do they bring to the table?

Rats, mice, lizards, birds? The neighbours or visitors and their pets if it is a lion ,tiger or leopard.:)


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 12:22 PM

I like cats, couldn't eat a whole one though, well not again.


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 02:06 PM

Our cat does not catch birds etc, it's too busy taking a bite out of my leg if I venture too close.
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 02:47 PM

C graders probably have cats ;-)

I have 2 dogs no cats
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 02:49 PM

I have been in some houses where the cats litter box could be smelt as soon as the door was opened (or kicked in  :) ).

 

They disgust me.


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 02:52 PM

and you drop yours in a porcelain pot and wash it all away (or does your woman do the scrubbing), then turn a fan on so its previous existence is less detectable.

Dogs just drop theirs anywhere, then eat it again.

great eh, self cleaning, no plastic bag needed...cats would prefer if you wiped their bum after. And they crap in everyone else's garden except their own..fark'em!

 

Only good cat is a flat cat.


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 03:13 PM

Flat cat and friends.


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 03:19 PM

great eh, self cleaning, no plastic bag needed...cats would prefer if you wiped their bum after. And they crap in everyone else's garden except their own..fark'em!

 

Only good cat is a flat cat.

 

I had cats using my plants as a bed during the day. Would come home every day and a new plant would be flattened. Arrogant pricks had to use a fresh one each day.

 

We now have a 50kg Labrador. Problem solved. No more cats.


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 04:00 PM

I have been in some houses where the cats litter box could be smelt as soon as the door was opened (or kicked in  :) ).
 
They disgust me.



Never ever have a litter tray in the house, cats will always use it but cat crap is really smelly
Intended to break 90 this year, not going well.

Concentrating just getting round the course

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Posted 19 May 2014 - 04:28 PM

U got some Hosswit in you, don't ya.
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 04:30 PM

I have 2 dogs no cats


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