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#16 Hokey Pokey

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:06 PM

From my dad's side


I get mine from my mum's side.

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:13 PM

I get mine from my mum's side.

So only paternal farkwittery creates cat lovers in the next generation, I guess

But seriously, I understand that many people hate cats, but usually when i quiz them as to why, they give lame answers like "just cos"

What exactly have so many people got against them?

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:16 PM

I'd kick a cat.

They farking sh1t in a litter box, then cover it up like it never happened.

Edited by Mud Boy, 18 May 2014 - 11:16 PM.

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:18 PM

You'd prefer to have it on display?
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:19 PM

At least take it outside, not bury it cause u r ashamed.

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:20 PM

They do fark all, what do they bring to the table?
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:23 PM

At least take it outside, not bury it cause u r ashamed.


Ever noticed how cats hate to be watched while they're taking a sh1t?
Maybe they actually are ashamed.
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:25 PM

They do fark all, what do they bring to the table?


An air of complete and utter arrogance and disdain.
What more do you want?
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:27 PM

Ever noticed how cats hate to be watched while they're taking a sh1t?
Maybe they actually are ashamed.
You may well be a cat whisperer Mud!


Wish I was, I'd love to know exactly what each p.ussy wanted.
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:28 PM

An air of complete and utter arrogance and disdain.
What more do you want?


So u r saying cats are like Cod?
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:33 PM

So u r saying cats are like Cod?


Well, if cats could play golf they would be country track low markers, so yeah...that seems to add up
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:35 PM

Well, if cats could play golf they would be country track low markers, so yeah...that seems to add up


I with ya on that one. :)

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Posted 19 May 2014 - 12:04 AM

I'd kick a cat.
They farking sh1t in a litter box, then cover it up like it never happened.

and you drop yours in a porcelain pot and wash it all away (or does your woman do the scrubbing), then turn a fan on so its previous existence is less detectable.

Dogs just drop theirs anywhere, then eat it again.
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 12:06 AM

You don't get to own a cat, it chooses who its human slaves will be.
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 04:40 AM

Cats come up nicely on the barbecue.
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