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#13576 Snappy McSnapperton

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 02:09 PM

Does anyone from Keysie (other than Carson) actually read this thread?

 

Surely there would be questions being asked.

lets let him win, and before the name goes on the board in gold letters, blackmail the contents of his cellar moving to chez snappy in return for not emailing the club. 


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 02:11 PM

That will be some party...the likes of which not seen since the Melbourne underworld "moved out" of the area.


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C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 02:32 PM

From memory Capt Sandbagger himself once said that the GM, among others, has been known to browse ISG and can indeed put a handle to a real name.
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 02:42 PM

will they be able to work out who "*Mouldy" is though?


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 02:54 PM

Unlike koiom k frenzy.....it's pretty obscure.

 

I think he'll be fine.


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C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them

Never contended for the trophy named for me

 

Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do.


#13581 koiom K. Asterisk*

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 03:03 PM

My old cartoons are basically identikit evidence anyway
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#13582 *Mouldy

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 03:48 PM

Given that you cheated your way to your current handicap and have such strong beliefs in an ability to get to singles, how was a handicap differential of 4 to 8 shots a fair contest?


5 to 9 actually. They were playing better ball not individual scores
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 03:57 PM

My defence is to merely point out that the club bandit, friend of the captain, would've missed qualifying for the B Grade playoffs on a countback. Instead he beat me by 7 shots and is long odds on for C Grade.

You wouldn't believe the groundswell of support I have at Keysie. The only publishable phrase being you have to beat the cheating pwick.

Under a previous captain he was ordered to play several rounds with committee members so they could assess whether he was cheating. An open verdict was pronounced.
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:01 PM

I'm not sure that you citing his play would be an adequate defence for your own actions.

 

Just my thoughts....


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Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
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C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them

Never contended for the trophy named for me

 

Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do.


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:14 PM

I believe that a generation of cyclists have used the same defence citing Lance Armstrong

I had to cheat to beat the cheater!
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 05:41 PM

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 06:29 PM

Feel as though you are aiming left

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 07:13 PM

Does anyone from Keysie (other than Carson) actually read this thread?


They wouldn't lower themselves to this standard, would they?

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 06:00 PM

Everything ready for the Clubbies.

Swing service
Outfits selected
Breakfast food and drinks
On-course food and drinks
New glove
New balls
Indian takeaway chosen for Friday and Saturday nights to ensure morning movement plus Kingfisher beer for refreshment
Bed times planned
Strict timetable from 10:30 each morning to have me ready to go at 12:15
Post game recovery program define do

To do list
Clean clubs and grips tomorrow afternoon
Pick up copy of current local rules
Continue study of rules regarding taking relief etc

Good planning will ensure I don't overthink the process leaving my mind to focus solely on the execution.

With only 7 holes of golf this week I can't wait to get out there tomorrow for the final dress rehearsal.
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Posted 15 February 2018 - 06:04 PM

lol @ not over thinking the process.

Judging from what I just read, I'm pretty sure that horse has already bolted.
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