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#15976 Commish

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 11:47 PM

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Doesn't this look like a person of sound mind ?

Allowing for an alcohol free 24 hours of course.

So sound that I can declare the Broncos past the post tonight and for Sam Thaiday to score a try in his 300th.

I've also decided to bequeath my Scotty to Joe as he's the only putter worse than me. He'll be an instant gun.

 

Well..... You've done it again.. :D  :P  


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 05:53 AM

would that be Ed Zackerie disease? I hear it’s not very nice to catch.

Yes.
It’s when your face looks zackerie the same as your butt!😂😂
Boom tish!
Sorry Mouldy, was feeling silly last night.

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#15978 *Mouldy

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:03 PM

There's always a positive to find from adversity. My near death experience with earthquakes and tropical diseases has reduced my weight by 3kg and I'm at pre round the world numbers.

I can't believe that 14 X 8 stubbies per day average can be excreted via your nose.

Red wine and red meat tonight in preparation for tomorrow's event.

The Whisky Show hits Melbourne again with 200+ tastes to endure. As a repeat attendee I'm better prepared. Grandson #2 is attending as my mate Dave has ChickenPox. I can only hope he's able to pace himself over the entire course.

Got into some Speed today so feeling much better and the snot drying up.

No golf until Wednesday but I'm expecting a gun performance. At a mere 82kg with 8 practice rounds in Indonesia Ihave to be a flag certainty.

my focus is now on cap manipulation for the 1st round of the Nats. Won it last year and back to back is my target.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:24 PM

Nothing like a bit of whizz to get you up and motoring
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:01 PM

Dr Mouldy's man flu cure
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Serious pre-match prep for the Whisky Show
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:02 PM

Whilst I'm on a roll the Bunnies are absolutely no chance tonight.

No Inglis no Rabbits.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:25 PM

Steak with cumof sum yung gai?


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C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:29 PM

Steak with cumof sum yung gai?

 

Yep....it looked like cum


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:40 PM

Glad you have the good stuff and not Phenylephrine - proven to be no better than placebo.
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Posted 11 August 2018 - 09:04 AM

Steak ‘n’ jizz. The breakfast of champions.
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Posted 11 August 2018 - 02:47 PM

Champions of the “Good win Tob” variety anyway

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#15987 *Mouldy

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 08:58 PM

Fired up to make the Whisky Show. I can remember 38 different ones we tried so the total would be well past 50. Had to take two breaks to refresh the taste buds.

Tongue actually became numb when a break was needed.

What has this to do with my golfing exploits you may ask ?

It's all part of the mental refresh and expunging of all negative thoughts.

On the trip away whilst managing a few poor scores I did reduce the errant parts of my game by the end.

I merely need to improve my short game and singles is a given. At Handara, in the last 2 rounds, I was excellent from 70-170m.

This is a dramatic reduction in recognisable faults. I'm on a roll.

The man flu only has a couple of days left to run and then focused practice can commence.

Physically, I'm back to 83kg and very fit. Zero aches, pains and strains. Getting to my ultra-premium weight of sub 80 is well within reach. I had underestimated the time for the altitude training to kick in. It took a good 3 weeks to feel the benefits.

Already planning next year's camp in Bolivia.

A secret technical change is also planned but will not be unveiled until the Gold Coast. It will provide the 2 or 3 extra points per round required to get me to a winning 72 points.

No sense in dropping the cap too early so will not be seen in comp rounds beforehand.

I will wear the jacket in October
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Posted 11 August 2018 - 09:21 PM

But you've still got a fat paunch
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Posted 11 August 2018 - 09:23 PM

Straight jacket.

Look out...here comes Nurse Ratched
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Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball | Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017

Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018

Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013 | C Grade LD Growling Frog 8/2/14, 11th hole, TM R1, HOF Patriot shaft, testicles of steel | NTP 2nd hole Kooindah Waters 2014 ISG Nationals

3 Birdies in one round The Glades 2015 ISG Nationals | R/Up 4BBB 2015 ISG Nationals | NTP 16th hole Growling Frog OOM 2017 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them

NTP Yering Meadows 25th hole 1/12/18

Never contended for the trophy named for me

 

Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 09:54 PM

Oh God he’s got another putter
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