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#15826 *Mouldy

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 10:10 AM

High altitude training went into full swing today at Ollantaytambo.

It was suggested that we should play Eye of the Tiger to fire ourselves up. I narrowly defeated a 68yo on the non-race to the top. Mainly because I was chasing a stunning clinical psychologist from Puerto Rico. I think she could read my mind despite the dark sunglasses.

Sadly I can’t edit the photo on my iphone, due to lack of technical ability, to upload. It was bloody high.

I’m a shhoo in for the Indonesian Open.

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 10:15 AM

You sourced any ayahuasca yet, Rob?

Probably help with your golf game.

It's hard to have too many swing thoughts in your head when you think you're a seven legged lamb swimming in primordial soup.


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Posted 06 July 2018 - 10:16 AM

Oh and congrats on your non race to the top win, Tob


Edited by koiom K Frenzy, 06 July 2018 - 10:16 AM.

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 10:22 AM

I'm trying to rid myself of the image of a pot bellied, skinny legged sexagenarian with half a woody shuffling up a mountain chasing after some unsuspecting Puerto Rican half his age.

 

I'm pretty certain there are laws prohibiting this...despite the unlikelihood of the hound catching the lure, let alone the lure having any interest if the hound defied the odds.


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C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them....

 

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 10:27 AM

I'm trying to rid myself of the image of a pot bellied, skinny legged sexagenarian with half a woody shuffling up a mountain chasing after some unsuspecting Puerto Rican half his age.

 

I'm pretty certain there are laws prohibiting this...despite the unlikelihood of the hound catching the lure, let alone the lure having any interest if the hound defied the odds.

 

Odds on she's said "No habla Ingles" to him several times in the last 24 hours


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Posted 06 July 2018 - 10:29 AM

I'm trying to rid myself of the image of a pot bellied, skinny legged sexagenarian with half a woody shuffling up a mountain chasing after some unsuspecting Puerto Rican half his age.

 

I'm pretty certain there are laws prohibiting this...despite the unlikelihood of the hound catching the lure, let alone the lure having any interest if the hound defied the odds.

The sad bit is he was probably chasing the clinical psychologist for a cure to 3rd hole island visitations rather than her aesthetic qualities. 


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Posted 06 July 2018 - 11:16 AM

The sad bit is he was probably chasing the clinical psychologist for a cure to 3rd hole island visitations rather than her aesthetic qualities.

Trust you to get directly to the point. But she is drop dead gorgeous.

The 30yo Swedish IRS bean counter is the only opposition orher than my ageing disposition.

There is something about Latin women.
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Posted 06 July 2018 - 11:28 AM

I reckon you'd be out of contention if you were the only male on an all-female-plus-you contingent on a visit to anywhere including, but absolutely not exclusively to, the island of Lesbos.


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C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them....

 

Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 01:58 PM

I was only attacked by young ladies offering a massage. You obviously are more attractive to the LGBTIQ community.


I can swing them anyway. Not overly difficult when standing next to an old wrinkly dude in a yellow hat, who can't win his C grade clubbies.
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Posted 11 July 2018 - 06:47 PM

The pre-season high altitude training is complete and the Shankopotamus is back.

Dropped 1kg and once my fluid levels return to normal I'll be another kilo lighter.

The dry air at altitude really gets you. I was drinking so much water but always had a dry mouth. Don't know how the footy players handled it although Arizona is lower than Cusco.

Certainly much fitter and will have no problems with the humidity in Indonesia.

Practice round at Keysie on Friday to get the swing back and remember my putting setup.

Then a red hot go at the Baconwide Tour event at Lang Lang on Sunday. My record at Baconwide tour events is very strong so it's well placed optimism.

That said, my best at Langy is 34 points from memory. Given its difficulty that may be enough.
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Posted 11 July 2018 - 06:51 PM

Here we go again

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 10:48 PM

Caressed the clubs today. They felt silky smooth. No action for a month and they're gasping for it.
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Posted 12 July 2018 - 10:50 PM

Pity you can't putt !

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Posted 13 July 2018 - 05:24 PM

Caressed the clubs today. They felt silky smooth. No action for a month and they're gasping for it.


I see a shank on the 1st hole.
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Posted 13 July 2018 - 06:05 PM

A very good return after 33 days off.

55 hits 35 putts 90 OTS (48+42)

1 up n down
1 sandy
1 three jab
1 hitler
0 shanks
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4 GIR
10/14 FIR

Flagged and an excellent warmup for Langy
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