So were you looking at one of the new (soon to be superseded, if they haven't been already) "M something or other" drivers, and were the figures impressive (even by your lofty standards) ?
Hi mate. There was quite a range of equipment as you'd expect. Interestingly he couldn't really get me to part with my long irons. I need a new wedge anyway so may we'll pick one up. The driver, well, what's impressive look like?
Driver swing speed measured at 112mph, but about a foot before the ball I was peaking at 117mph. Honestly, I have no idea how to fix it. He mentioned something about practice, but I was dozing off before he finished the sentence.
The club I was absolutely most interested in, and I thought I would never want a new one, was the putter. Who knows what Santa will bring.......