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#31 Noob Yoda ©

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 03:44 PM

would you rather pee every time you stand up or poop every time you sat down?


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Posted 14 January 2014 - 03:54 PM

:)


OK spit. Fussy who/what I swallow.

Edited by Tolmijicator, 14 January 2014 - 03:55 PM.

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 03:57 PM

would you rather pee every time you stand up or poop every time you sat down?


That's more gross than the one Maxx posted.
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Posted 14 January 2014 - 04:01 PM

Would you rather play a course with lots of water or narrow fairways and high rough?

 

All three thanks...... :wacko:


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Posted 14 January 2014 - 04:02 PM

Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with Tol for 2hrs or Gold Coast Golfer for 1hr?

 

What's the third prize ..... :P


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Posted 14 January 2014 - 04:05 PM

Would you rather have a hit with Ben Hogan or Jack Nicklaus in their prime?

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 04:15 PM

Jack, loved watching him play.
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Posted 14 January 2014 - 04:35 PM

Would you rather

1 round with the absolute best set of clubs ever made that made every swing perfect, allow you too play the best round you ever had, every swing no matter how bad is perfect but would ruin every game after it

Or

Have a lifetime supply of fakes that would feel ok to play with and still do all right but you would never be able to buy/play any other brand.

Ridiculous but curious

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 05:02 PM

Would you rather ..... Megan fox or Emma stone.


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Posted 14 January 2014 - 05:12 PM

yes


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Posted 14 January 2014 - 05:13 PM

Would you rather

1 round with the absolute best set of clubs ever made that made every swing perfect, allow you too play the best round you ever had, every swing no matter how bad is perfect but would ruin every game after it

Or

Have a lifetime supply of fakes that would feel ok to play with and still do all right but you would never be able to buy/play any other brand.

Ridiculous but curious

2nd one


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Posted 14 January 2014 - 05:13 PM

Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with Tol for 2hrs or Gold Coast Golfer for 1hr?

Does GCG have his bat and is the lift in the city or country?


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Posted 14 January 2014 - 05:46 PM

Would you rather be extremely good looking or extremely rich?



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Posted 14 January 2014 - 05:53 PM

rich,money can buy birds


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Posted 14 January 2014 - 05:54 PM

Would you rather be extremely good looking or extremely rich?

I can tell you it's tough being both!
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