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#1 Yarn

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 05:48 AM

I don't have anything to say, but if anyone else does, whether it be about me, or anything you want my half assed opinion about, post it here. I'm sure you will be dissatisfied. I may even talk about my slowly dwindling game every now and then.
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 05:51 AM

About time. If you hadn't started this, I was going to. Well done....now tell us what we need to know Obi-Yarn.

#3 Yarn

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:14 AM

Don't think, Luke. Just put the ball down and swing like Feck.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:18 AM

Don’t think, Luke.

Just put the ball down and swing like Feck.

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....swing BEFORE you put the ball down?????

#5 Yarn

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:28 AM

Don’t think, Luke.

Just put the ball down and swing like Feck.

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....swing BEFORE you put the ball down?????

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That's it buddy. You know the way of the force. Send me some of that wallet contents.

#6 Goldy

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:28 AM

That's how he rolls.

#7 Codboy

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:34 AM

finally a sensible thread, hey yarnie Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:41 AM

finally a sensible thread,

hey yarnie Wile E coyote has enough money to buy all that Acme crap why doesn’t he buy his dinner?

Deano is a smoker…….

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:44 AM

If lesbians hate men so much, why do they try so hard to look like them?

#10 Yarn

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:47 AM

finally a sensible thread,

hey yarnie Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn’t he buy his dinner?

Deano is a smoker…….

He has stolen Acme Credit, and it is no good for anything else.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:47 AM

Yarnie, are we having a Chrissy drink at the club? Can't make it Friday will be out of town for the day.

#12 Yarn

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:48 AM

If lesbians hate men so much, why do they try so hard to look like them?

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Its pretend hate. I always tell people I hate Tiger Woods, but deep down, like down to my balls, I really wish I was him.

#13 Yarn

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:48 AM

Yarnie, are we having a Chrissy drink at the club? Can’t make it Friday will be out of town for the day.

The man who hits at the ball rather than through it has no sense of rhythm.
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Yes. Ant time Raz. Tell me when, and I will be there.

#14 Yarn

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:49 AM

finally a sensible thread,

hey yarnie Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn’t he buy his dinner?

Deano is a smoker…….

He has stolen Acme Credit, and it is no good for anything else.

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That is farkin funny though, Deano.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:52 AM

Yarnie, some say that you play so fast that you have actually finished 10 minutes before you've teed off, is this true ?

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:54 AM

Yarnie, i'm going to buy some cargo shorts, what colour do you wear ? i'm thinking a delightful sky blue.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:58 AM

Yarnie, are we having a Chrissy drink at the club? Can’t make it Friday will be out of town for the day.

The man who hits at the ball rather than through it has no sense of rhythm.
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Yes. Ant time Raz. Tell me when, and I will be there.

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Wednesday at 3 pm for 9 holes and drinks. Codboy, are you interested?

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 07:02 AM

Love to razaar but i'm doomed to stay down in mexico until at least Feb next year. i live too far away mate. i'm going back up to brisvegas may next year and will play wantima and was hoping the yarnmyster may be able to arrange a game with you.

#19 Yarn

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 07:19 AM

Too many questions, wankers :-0 But yes, I will arrange a game, Deano Wednesday I have to work late, Raz, so that is no good for me. Deano, if you need a camp in Brissy, my place is fine, as long as you like three annoying kids and an annoying wife (mine), Cargo shorts, any colour is shite, And at Wantima, no one finishes that quickly. Stab on Saturday was 5 hours. Pick up wankers.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 07:27 AM

LOL..............




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