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#1 Auntie Fester

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:44 PM

A little experiment well see how we go. You can only post in this thread on Wednesdays- as Wednesday is Hump Day of the week. ie Its all down hill from here. If you post on another day Ill add you to the thread banned list for all to see! ;) Ive noticed many of you are different on Wednesdays in your postings compared to other days of the week- so lets see if everyone can help with this experiment. PS: No Im not on the turps already!
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#2 koiom K Frenzy

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:48 PM

All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! Oh, yeah, come on and break it down Once again, the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and humptiness forever

#3 Talart

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:48 PM

I am because it is hot and Burke and Willls' died of thirst it is un-Australian to be that stupid and risk dehydration in this day and age. Besides I like a beer buzz in the middle of the day in the middle of the week.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:56 PM

I started reading Koiom's post and gave up. Too long.......like my next day off......hump days - when you do shift work don't mean much.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:15 AM

I started reading Koiom’s post and gave up. Too long…....like my next day off…...hump days – when you do shift work don’t mean much.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:21 AM

Today is 12/12/12. How cool is that.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:24 AM

Today is 12/12/12. How cool is that.

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+1 I missed the 12:12pm as well!

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:51 AM

I started reading Koiom’s post and gave up. Too long…….like my next day off……hump days – when you do shift work don’t mean much.

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Me and some mates have a Hump Night EVERY Wednesday. (insert disgusting thoughts now) We have been doing it for the last 15 years or so. One of the fellas has a "shed" where we play pool, talk ****, listen to loud music and have a couple of bevvies...not too many as most of us drive. We have a Grand Pooh Bar, shed rules etc. Kicks off at around 8.30pm and we call "roadie" (can't leave until you call) at around 11.45pm. Next time you are in town I'll get you the "Visitors Pass"

#9 Auntie Fester

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:56 AM

Now you tell me- I was lonesome on Kings Cross last Wed night!

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:57 AM

Now you tell me- I was lonesome on Kings Cross last Wed night!

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You shooda come up with this thread last week then :P

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 02:18 AM

Not doing a very good job if you were lonly at kings cross, particularly on a wed night. That's the 2 for 1 night. Wed is not a good day for me, my wife goes out with her friends and is in a good mood when she returns, takes me another 5 days to piss her off.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 02:29 AM

before i relieve myself in the morning, just for kicks i'll weigh myself. then jump back on the scales and weigh myself again...... always between .5kg to a full kg lighter. but if i do it at any other time of the day, you dont lose a single gram!! not really a question, more just letting everybody know. but if anybody knows why this happens im more than happy to listen to your explanation....... made up or not!!

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 02:42 AM

Just uploaded a new avatar for hump day.... what do you think?

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 02:52 AM

Just uploaded a new avatar for hump day…. what do you think?

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 03:33 AM

Just uploaded a new avatar for hump day…. what do you think?

More than nice, spectacular.




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