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#1 Goldy

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:53 PM

Here's the place to put them all...the true, the untrue, the rumours, the photos, the scandals. Tales of Frank's wallet. You know it makes sense.

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 11:31 PM

Some say.........it actually does open.................and he polishes it with Tibetan yak ear wax.

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 11:34 PM

You must be bored, Goldy.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 12:04 AM

You must be bored, Goldy.

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That will soon be rectified once Gaz and Smergs weigh in, Frank. Anything you'd like to share with us...some little known fact about the wallet, you know, starlets that it has known, dangerous liaisons with crocodile skin, the record number of condoms you have carried in it at any one time....you know what we want to hear.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 12:15 AM

Some say....it's skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear it's thoughts...

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 12:17 AM

Some say...that it has its own small gravity field....and can suck in passing objects up to the size of a B-double.......

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 12:21 AM

About time... Little known fact is that Stonehenge was an original model made to try and find somewhere for the wallet to be stored safely. Plans were scrapped when it was deemed not strong enough to support the weight. Stonehenge remains to this day a monument and symbol of "not underestimating the task at hand"...

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 12:31 AM

It's never been mentioned in the media. But Evel Knievel once tried to do a ramp to ramp jump over the wallet. It was destined to fail.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 12:39 AM

Engineers were originally baffled by how to divert the Colardo River whilst they built the Hoover Dam. Frank was walking past at the time and accidentally dropped the wallet in the water. Problem solved. (Also notice how the Hoover Dam has a slightly 'closed wallet' shape to it.... just sayin')

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 12:42 AM

What do Kiwi's "Welcome to Australia" documentation and Frank's wallet have in common? Neither have been opened.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 12:51 AM

It was originally suggested by the US governement that the wallet could be positioned in central Europe as part of America's Anti Missile Wall. Vladimir Putin was quoted as saying "the accidental deployment of that wallet could result in a nuclear holocaust 10 times worse than hiroshima"

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 05:30 AM

It is important that Frank leaves his wallet at home when he and the family go bushwalking, as they discovered that their compass always pointed towards Frank's wallet.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 05:33 AM

However when 4WD'ing the wallet is a handy accessory. Not only is it invaluable for creating ramps out of bogs, but it can be sat on the ground to pitch the tent on.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 05:35 AM

Rumour suggests that while he sleeps Frank's wallet slips out and sets unsuspecting politicians up with hookers, prentending to be their wallet and counterfeiting their photo id, credit cards and even their mobile phone.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 05:41 AM

& it is full of $2 bills.....




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