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#1891 Birdie Blitz

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Posted 21 September 2018 - 12:33 PM

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One leans over to the other "Boy it's getting hot in here". The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, "WHOA a talking muffin!"


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#1892 Francie

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Posted 22 September 2018 - 03:58 PM

JB was getting into bed and she said, "You're drunk".

 

He said, "How do you know?"

 

She said, "You live next door."


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Posted 22 September 2018 - 04:27 PM

JB was getting into bed and she said, "You're drunk".

He said, "How do you know?"

She said, "You live next door."

And that's where the trouble started
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#1894 Francie

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Posted 22 September 2018 - 05:08 PM

And that's where the trouble started

 

Funny.....I was going to put that.....but that's another thread.   :P  :D


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Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013

Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013

Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015

Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015​

Eagle - Par 4 - 3rd at Long Reef GC (NSW) - 18/9/2018
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Posted 03 October 2018 - 09:52 AM

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

 

 

It reads "Small medium at large."


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Posted 04 October 2018 - 04:28 AM

If at first you don't succeed,.........then skydiving is not for you.


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Inaugural ISG National Golf Champion - Queensland September 2012

Inaugural winner Casey Rotary Golf Day 2012 - Part of the 'Dream Team'
Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013

Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013

Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015

Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015​

Eagle - Par 4 - 3rd at Long Reef GC (NSW) - 18/9/2018
Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015

Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015

Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016

Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event

Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016

​Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016

Veterans Champion (VPGC) - 2016 

 

"If a foursome is pressing you, wave them through - and then speed up." - Deane Beman

 

http://www.golflink....k_No=3013311351

 

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