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#1861 The Robinator

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Posted 02 July 2018 - 07:22 PM

Why did the leper leave the party? Everyone kept dipping Jatz in his back.



#1862 Sprtan52

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Posted 10 July 2018 - 05:25 PM

A group of 3rd & 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on an excursion to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses & the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

 

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided the girls would go with one teacher & the boys would go with the other.  The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out & told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside to see what was going on & apparently this old racetrack was old & didn't have any updated facilities.  

 

The only thing she could figure out was to help the boys with their pants & she began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'pee-pees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.  Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

 

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'


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#1863 Sprtan52

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Posted 13 July 2018 - 11:06 AM

My Boss told me to have a good day, so I went home...


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Posted 13 July 2018 - 01:56 PM

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#1865 OldBogey

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Posted 13 July 2018 - 07:38 PM

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When I read the opener, I just assumed he was referring to the Scots taking their country back from England.

But I did like the adjectives.

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Posted 14 July 2018 - 08:14 AM

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I particularly liked the final descriptive insult

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Posted Yesterday, 09:39 AM

I wondered what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet....

 

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.


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