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#1801 iRON MiCK

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 08:38 PM

Its more downhill skiing

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#1802 Weetbix

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 08:38 PM

I set my sights high Mick - it's taking a while but I'll get there
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#1803 RobNewy

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:09 PM

more of an in joke, like having par in your sight


Aim left isnt an in joke.
Its extraordinarily boring.

My Im off singles was boring, but asst least i only did it for 1 day
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#1804 Rusty_Chopper_1984

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 08:48 AM

Aim left isnt an in joke.
Its extraordinarily boring.

My Im off singles was boring, but asst least i only did it for 1 day


Are you really off singles Rob?

Congratulations. You should have said something sooner.😉
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Posted 17 February 2018 - 09:37 PM

Bogans from Tassie

 

 

 

 


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Posted 17 February 2018 - 11:02 PM

I set my sights high Mick - it's taking a while but I'll get there





Hahahahaha pisser Yarn
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Posted 22 February 2018 - 08:48 AM

The nurse looks in her pocket and all she can find is her rectal thermometer.

“Where’s the arsehole with my pen?”


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Posted 29 March 2018 - 11:09 AM

I just bought a thesaurus and when I got home, all the pages were blank.

 

 

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

 

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 11:13 AM

1 woman and 9 men are shipwrecked on a deserted island.


After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself.


After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing,

 

Bury her.

 

After another week, the men, even more disgusted by the things they are doing,

 

decided to dig her back up.
 


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#1810 Weetbix

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 01:27 PM

That’s nasty
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#1811 iRON MiCK

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 04:09 PM

Moderator please...

18.4 by Dec. 2018

 

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Posted 03 April 2018 - 09:22 AM

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
 

He sold his soul to Santa.



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Posted 03 April 2018 - 09:23 AM

Q:  What do you call a cheap circumcision?

 

A:  A rip off!



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Posted 04 April 2018 - 10:11 PM

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Posted 04 April 2018 - 10:21 PM

Mick thinking he will get to 18.4 in this lifetime or the next.
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