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#1786 koiom K. Asterisk*

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 07:53 PM

What's the dumbest animal in the jungle?


The polar bear
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 08:30 PM

I don't get it?

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 08:33 PM

I don't get it?


That doesn't surprise me
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 08:34 PM

Still don't get it
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 08:35 PM

Wouldn't it be bi polar bear?

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 05:00 AM

Wouldn't it be bi polar bear?


No be cause then it would be the dumbest not straight polar bear.

Totally different animal
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#1792 Weetbix

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 07:08 AM

Aim left is as funny as Mick can handle
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Posted 15 February 2018 - 08:19 AM

I do love a good thinking man's joke


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 05:57 PM

still don't get it


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 05:58 PM

Aim left is as funny as Mick can handle

more of an in joke, like having par in your sight


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#1796 Weetbix

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 06:22 PM

more of an in joke, like having par in your sight


From 2 over from 18 holes par is in my sight

Only in your sight with a telescope
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Posted 15 February 2018 - 07:01 PM

2 over is in your rear view based on your last 20 gl rounds

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#1798 Weetbix

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 07:58 PM

You mean the ones that get me less than half you're handicap?

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 08:33 PM

Yeah that's it

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 08:34 PM

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