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#1351 BarnEsy05

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Posted 20 November 2017 - 04:48 PM

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator!

 

I was staring at her boobs, when she said "would you please press one?"

 

So I did...

 

That's when the trouble started.......

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Posted 20 November 2017 - 04:59 PM

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator!

I was staring at her boobs, when she said "would you please press one?"

So I did...

That's when the trouble started.......

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#1353 BarnEsy05

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Posted 20 November 2017 - 05:29 PM

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DON'T LET THE BLACK DOG WIN...

 

HELP IS OUT THERE

 
 
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2015 ISG NSW WBT COC

2nd ISG NSW Life Member Inductee...Got Had a Jacket to Prove It

2012 ISG National Championships...Inaugural Supreme Putting Champion

2013 ISG National Championships...3rd Place 2nd Round - Moonah Links

2013 ISG National Championships...13th place...now that's desperately unlucky

2014 ISG National Championships...13th place...no other golfer could be that desperately unlucky 2 years in a row!

2015 ISG National Championships...21st place...that's farked

2016 ISG National Championships...waaaaay down the list.

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Yarra Yarra Satellite Game 

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Huntingdale Satellite Game

2016 ISG National Championships...Captain of winning NSW Team, SOO

2017 ISG National Championships...12th place...heading in the right direction

2017 ISG National Championships...Winner The Lakes Satellite Game 43pts

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Posted 26 March 2018 - 03:07 PM

Got pulled over by the Highway Fuzz on the weekend...

Cops says, show me your licence, do you have a police record?

Seems 'Roxanne' was not such a wise answer, That's when the trouble started.....
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I'm good, but no-one seems to care.

 

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Posted 17 July 2018 - 02:25 PM

A truckers wife walks into a pet store. There are 3 parrots for sale, one for $170, one for $160 and one for $10. She asks the clerk why the third one is so cheap? He tells her it used to be owned by a brothel and it had a colourful vocabulary. The truckers wife thinks that’s hilarious so she buys it and takes it home.

When she arrives the bird looks around and says “Great - a new ***** house!” and the wife laughs.

When her two daughters arrive home the bird checks them out and says “Nice - new girls” and everyone laughs.

When the trucker gets home the bird says “Hi Joe - glad you found the new place!” ...

... and that’s when the trouble started
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Posted 25 August 2018 - 09:56 AM

Yesterday Barnesy had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. 

Of course, he was a bit on edge because all his friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

He gave her his name, and in a very loud voice, she said,

“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. 

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT” 

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at him, a now very embarrassed man. 

But as usual, he recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

“NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, 

BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”

And that’s where the trouble started…..


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Posted 05 September 2018 - 12:27 PM

My wife said: 'Correct me if I'm wrong'......so I did, 

 

and that's when the trouble started


Edited by Mr Potato Head, 05 September 2018 - 12:27 PM.

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Country golfer on a City course.

 

I'm good, but no-one seems to care.

 

Now I find out a French au-pair is NOT a breed of goat!

French Doctors though? not on Nauru!

 

Is it really your ABC?
 
 





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