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#1336 BarnEsy05

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Posted 22 August 2017 - 10:39 AM

I recently saw advertisements on Madams GIC website, a position going at Avondale Golf Club, an exclusive members only club here in Sydney, for a Golf Co-ordinator.

I rang Madam and asked him to line me up an interview.

He did so and just to help he came along with me.

We had a meeting with the clubs board and the first question the GM asked me was what I considered to be my least endearing feature.

Strange way to start I thought but I answered, "Honesty"

The GM laughed and said "I really don't think honesty is a bad thing"

"I don't give a sh1t what you think!" I replied

...and that's when the trouble started!
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#1337 Rusty_Chopper_1984

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Posted 22 August 2017 - 12:38 PM

I recently saw advertisements on Madams GIC website, a position going at Avondale Golf Club, an exclusive members only club here in Sydney, for a Golf Co-ordinator.

I rang Madam and asked him to line me up an interview.

He did so and just to help he came along with me.

We had a meeting with the clubs board and the first question the GM asked me was what I considered to be my least endearing feature.

Strange way to start I thought but I answered, "Honesty"

The GM laughed and said "I really don't think honesty is a bad thing"

"I don't give a sh1t what you think!" I replied

...and that's when the trouble started!


So got the job?👍
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Posted 22 August 2017 - 12:58 PM

So got the job?


Got the GM's job...hahaha
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2013 ISG National Championships...3rd Place 2nd Round - Moonah Links
2014 ISG National Championships...13th place...no other golfer could be that desperately unlucky 2 years in a row!

2015 ISG National Championships...21st place...that's farked

2016 ISG National Championships...waaaaay down the list.

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Yarra Yarra Satellite Game 

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Huntingdale Satellite Game

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Posted 01 September 2017 - 04:41 PM

Went out for dinner with the missus last night.

 

I called the waitress over and said "Hello, I'd like to have some chili on the side."

 

She said "I'm sorry sir, this is a Japaneses restaurant"

 

So I stretched my eyes and said "Herro, I'd rike to have some chiri on the side"

 

...and that's when the trouble started!


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2013 ISG National Championships...3rd Place 2nd Round - Moonah Links
2014 ISG National Championships...13th place...no other golfer could be that desperately unlucky 2 years in a row!

2015 ISG National Championships...21st place...that's farked

2016 ISG National Championships...waaaaay down the list.

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Yarra Yarra Satellite Game 

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Huntingdale Satellite Game

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 09:43 AM

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 01:28 PM

and harro to you too..


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Posted 14 September 2017 - 01:19 PM

So, I was in the city yesterday and walking through Pitt St Mall and was set upon by people canvassing opinions on the current marriage debate.

 

When I was asked how I'd be voting I said to the girl "I wont be asking anyone how they intend to vote, so I won't be telling anyone how I will vote".

 

"Well", she said, " then can I ask how you view Lesbians?"

 

"Usually in Full HD" I said.

 

...and that's when the trouble started!


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2013 ISG National Championships...13th place...now that's desperately unlucky

2013 ISG National Championships...3rd Place 2nd Round - Moonah Links
2014 ISG National Championships...13th place...no other golfer could be that desperately unlucky 2 years in a row!

2015 ISG National Championships...21st place...that's farked

2016 ISG National Championships...waaaaay down the list.

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Yarra Yarra Satellite Game 

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Huntingdale Satellite Game

2016 ISG National Championships...Captain of winning NSW Team, SOO.

2013 Inaugural Brass Yacht Winner

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Posted 27 September 2017 - 11:20 PM

I went to the clinic for a test-ticle check-up today.

 

The little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said "Don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during this procedure".

 

I said "I haven't got an erection!"

 

She said, "No, but I have"

 

...and that's when the trouble started!


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2015 ISG NSW WBT COC

2nd ISG NSW Life Member Inductee

2012 Inaugural ISG National Supreme Putting Champion .

2013 ISG National Championships...13th place...now that's desperately unlucky

2013 ISG National Championships...3rd Place 2nd Round - Moonah Links
2014 ISG National Championships...13th place...no other golfer could be that desperately unlucky 2 years in a row!

2015 ISG National Championships...21st place...that's farked

2016 ISG National Championships...waaaaay down the list.

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Yarra Yarra Satellite Game 

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Huntingdale Satellite Game

2016 ISG National Championships...Captain of winning NSW Team, SOO.

2013 Inaugural Brass Yacht Winner

2014 Brass Yacht Winner

2015 Brass Yacht Runner-up

2016 Brass Yacht Winner

 

 

Life Motto: "If it's free, it's for me!"

 

 

 

 

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