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#1336 BarnEsy05

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Posted 22 August 2017 - 10:39 AM

I recently saw advertisements on Madams GIC website, a position going at Avondale Golf Club, an exclusive members only club here in Sydney, for a Golf Co-ordinator.

I rang Madam and asked him to line me up an interview.

He did so and just to help he came along with me.

We had a meeting with the clubs board and the first question the GM asked me was what I considered to be my least endearing feature.

Strange way to start I thought but I answered, "Honesty"

The GM laughed and said "I really don't think honesty is a bad thing"

"I don't give a sh1t what you think!" I replied

...and that's when the trouble started!
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Posted 22 August 2017 - 12:38 PM

I recently saw advertisements on Madams GIC website, a position going at Avondale Golf Club, an exclusive members only club here in Sydney, for a Golf Co-ordinator.

I rang Madam and asked him to line me up an interview.

He did so and just to help he came along with me.

We had a meeting with the clubs board and the first question the GM asked me was what I considered to be my least endearing feature.

Strange way to start I thought but I answered, "Honesty"

The GM laughed and said "I really don't think honesty is a bad thing"

"I don't give a sh1t what you think!" I replied

...and that's when the trouble started!


So got the job?👍
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Posted 22 August 2017 - 12:58 PM

So got the job?


Got the GM's job...hahaha
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Posted 01 September 2017 - 04:41 PM

Went out for dinner with the missus last night.

 

I called the waitress over and said "Hello, I'd like to have some chili on the side."

 

She said "I'm sorry sir, this is a Japaneses restaurant"

 

So I stretched my eyes and said "Herro, I'd rike to have some chiri on the side"

 

...and that's when the trouble started!


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Posted 02 September 2017 - 09:43 AM

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 01:28 PM

and harro to you too..


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Posted 14 September 2017 - 01:19 PM

So, I was in the city yesterday and walking through Pitt St Mall and was set upon by people canvassing opinions on the current marriage debate.

 

When I was asked how I'd be voting I said to the girl "I wont be asking anyone how they intend to vote, so I won't be telling anyone how I will vote".

 

"Well", she said, " then can I ask how you view Lesbians?"

 

"Usually in Full HD" I said.

 

...and that's when the trouble started!


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Posted 27 September 2017 - 11:20 PM

I went to the clinic for a test-ticle check-up today.

 

The little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said "Don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during this procedure".

 

I said "I haven't got an erection!"

 

She said, "No, but I have"

 

...and that's when the trouble started!


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2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Huntingdale Satellite Game

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 11:51 AM

Not many on here would know but as a young fella I worked in a music shop to earn some pocket money.

One day, around Christmas, I was standing behind the counter when this woman came in and asked about an old record she was looking for.

"Excuse me, do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?" she inquired.

"No", I replied, "but I do have dangling balls on a 9 inch"

"That's not a record, is it? she asked.

"It is for a 10 year old" I said.

...and that's when the trouble started!


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2015 ISG National Championships...21st place...that's farked

2016 ISG National Championships...waaaaay down the list.

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Yarra Yarra Satellite Game 

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Huntingdale Satellite Game

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#1345 Weetbix

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Posted 18 November 2017 - 07:29 PM

Now that the plebiscite is complete I said to the missus that with the Yes vote it means that anal sex will now be legal - so nothing to stop us

She thought about it for a second and then nodded

You're right!

So on the way home from work tomorrow I'll stop buy an adult shop and by a huge dildo, and give you as much anal sex as you want!

And that's where the trouble started ...

Edited by Weetbix, 18 November 2017 - 07:30 PM.

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 03:21 PM

By the by, did she buy the shop?



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Posted 19 November 2017 - 05:17 PM

Doh - I fixed that wrong one
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Posted 20 November 2017 - 08:36 AM

Doh - I fixed that wrong one


I think you did it on purpose just for OB...
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Posted 20 November 2017 - 09:20 AM

I think you did it on purpose just for OB...


I'm gunna leave that as an unresolved mystery

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Posted 20 November 2017 - 04:45 PM

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator!

 

I was staring at her boobs, when she said "would you please press one?"

 

So I did...

 

That's when the trouble started.......


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