A Hawaiian woodpecker and a California woodpecker
were arguing about which place had the toughest
The Hawaiian woodpecker said that they had a tree
that no woodpecker could peck.
The California woodpecker challenged him and
promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no
The Hawaii woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the
Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California
that was absolutely un-peckable.
The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence
that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
After flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker
successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused.
How is it that the California woodpecker was able to
peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker
was able to peck the California tree when neither one
was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to
the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder
when you're away from home!