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#1 judgesmails

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Posted 22 May 2003 - 06:51 PM

A woman has a lover during the day, while her husband is
>> at work. When her 9-year-old son comes home
>> unexpectedly, she puts him in the closet and shuts the
>> door. Then her husband comes home, so she puts her
>> lover in the closet with the little boy.
>>
>> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>>
>> Lover Man says, "Yes, it is."
>>
>> Little Boy - "I have a golf ball."
>>
>> Lover Man - "That's nice."
>>
>> Little Boy - "Want to buy it?"
>>
>> Lover Man - "No, thanks."
>>
>> Little Boy - "My dad's outside."
>>
>> Lover Man - "OK, how much?"
>>
>> Little Boy - "$175.00"
>>
>> A few weeks later, it happens again. The boy and the
>> lover are in the closet together.
>>
>> Boy - "Dark in here."
>>
>> Man - "Yes, it is."
>>
>> Boy - "I have a putter."
>>
>> The lover remembering the last time says to the boy,
>> "Okay, how much?"
>>
>> Boy - "$875.00"
>>
>> Man - "Fine."
>>
>> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
>> Putter and a ball, Let's go outside and see if we can hole a few putts" The boy says, "I can't, I sold them."
>>
>> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>>
>> The boy responds,"$1050."
>>
>> The father says, "That's terrible to take advantage of your
>> friends like that. That is far more than those two things
>> cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you
>> confess."
>>
>> They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in
>> the confession booth and he closes the door.
>>
>> The boy says, "Dark in here."
>>
>> The priest says, "Don't start that crap again."



#2 reg320

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Posted 22 May 2003 - 07:22 PM

very good!! laugh.gif laugh.gif



#3 scorpiochick

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Posted 23 May 2003 - 10:16 PM

Oh Judge, your jokes are getting worse (if that is possible)!



#4 judgesmails

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Posted 23 May 2003 - 11:02 PM

I got million of em...each one worse than the last!
to me the perfect joke is one that you laugh at in spite of yourself!



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Posted 24 May 2003 - 01:47 AM

Very good judge...






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