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#1 choco

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Posted 06 May 2003 - 08:46 AM

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST

It takes less than a minute...

Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have dinner out. (try for more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator...


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753... If you haven't, add 1752...


6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number .

The first digit of this was your original number


(ie., how many times you want to have eat out each week.)


The next two numbers are...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?



#2 jeanmc

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Posted 06 May 2003 - 08:09 PM

interesting... :mrgreen:

tho...you should put a NEED A CALCULATOR WARNING sign at the very top...
I may have graduated in Acc and Fin, but I sucked at maths (I got stuck at number 3)...why do you think my golf is so bad?!!? :wink: :roll: :wink:

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#3 judgesmails

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Posted 06 May 2003 - 10:01 PM

It's funny how this is the only year it will ever work and I've been sent the same thing every year for the last 5 or 6.
It's still good though!



#4 joe

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Posted 06 May 2003 - 10:08 PM

judgesmails

,

What he meant was that this is the only year it will work THIS year.



#5 judgesmails

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Posted 06 May 2003 - 11:35 PM

joe

, That's why they pay you the big bucks my friend! You are not only a musical genius, you're a genius in the truest sense of the word!



#6 hind0

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Posted 07 May 2003 - 11:00 PM

hey mau, if your maths sucks surely you'd be great at golf, not bad?



#7 jeanmc

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Posted 07 May 2003 - 11:37 PM

hindo...you would think so wouldn't you... biggrin.gif
I'm playing in a comp this Saturday, on a course whose members are well known for cheaters...
cheating in the form of improving lies and all that...I can't say much...
but cheating in terms of under-declaring scores...go to hell... :evil:


I'm just looking for a perfect shot on either one of the par 3s...hopefully the 9th where an ace is a BMW 520i... :mrgreen:



#8 joe

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Posted 08 May 2003 - 06:17 AM


BMW 520i

Not worth it. They look old in a couple of years.



#9 jeanmc

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Posted 08 May 2003 - 09:21 AM

joe...the other two are Range Rover 4WD and a Rover Turbo something...
I know the Bimmer is nothing compared to the mighty LEXUS... smile.gif

but a free car is a free car... smile.gif



#10 joe

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Posted 08 May 2003 - 07:50 PM

My wife would take the RR 4WD. She had one before the Grand Cherokee she has now.

She's only short & likes to sit up high. The thing wouldn't even know what dirt is.



#11 judgesmails

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Posted 08 May 2003 - 11:30 PM

Toorak tractor hey joe! My missus wants a 4wd as well. i said no probs, get a friggin job and buy one! :?



#12 joe

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Posted 09 May 2003 - 07:31 AM

I like your style, Judge.

My wife hasn't worked for 10 years. She runs charity luncheons, throws parties for people & shops. She's only 33. She gave up work so that she could be "more involved in the community." I didn't know what that meant.

Now I know that it just means that I work harder.



#13 judgesmails

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Posted 09 May 2003 - 06:42 PM

My wife just got a job picking up eggs at a chicken farm at $17 an hour, $24 if she works weekends! Must be a lot of eggs to pick up!



#14 choco

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Posted 09 May 2003 - 07:14 PM

tell her to be careful she may catch "mad chicken disease"



#15 judgesmails

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Posted 09 May 2003 - 08:09 PM

too late, se's a mad chook anyway...then again most women would be if they were married to me! :oops:






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