ISG Vic OOM#1 - Sanctuary Lakes GC, 24th February 2013

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guys guys guys i deliver the booze to good old sanctuary lakes golf club

there is no VB cos i decided that it was not a good drop to be putting through beer lines or through cans or bottles

however i went around all 18 ballw ashers on the course and filled them up with VB to clean ya balls with

how dare some low handicapper make his comeback tour and drink VB be a man hacker and drink Melbourne Bitter

i would not even let my worsed enemy drink VB

infecting an OOM with the sound of VB

 

Golden Groupster.
The back 9 seems to have a much better party planned than our front 9.
I vote we all tee of on the 10th and get shit faced.

Oz, Melbourne Bitter is actually worse than cats urine.
I hate cats urine, only slightly more than I hate Corona

2012 B Grade Champ Paterson River ISG OOM Round #3
2012 ISG Matchplay Champion
2013 B Grade Champ Sanctuary Lakes ISG OOM Rd 1

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Golden Groupster.
The back 9 seems to have a much better party planned than our front 9.
I vote we all tee of on the 10th and get shit faced.

Oz, Melbourne Bitter is actually worse than cats urine.
I hate cats urine, only slightly more than I hate Corona

2011 C Grade Champion Vic ISG Round #4 OOM Keysborough Golf Club
2012 B Grade Champion Paterson River ISG OOM Round #3
2012 ISG Matchplay Champion

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atleat you class it as something ya cant class vb into anything and i woud rather drink pussy urine then the disgrace of vb

then again i dont drink melbourne bitter either

 

any chance of a esky filled with VB on the tee box?

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

Hacker please note
You will be pleased to know that Beer is available in cans only from half way house before you tee off and from the mobile drinks cart.

Note: You are not permitted to bring your own supply of alcohol
SL have a no glass policy on the course.
This will be strongly enforced.

VTPP 0482

OOM winner Patterson River 2010

A grade winner Sunshine OOM#4 2012

Winning team in Beaconhills Invitational Classic 2012

2012 Rotary Ambrose Champions “All Star Team” Member.

So no glass policy – so does that mean that cans are ok? And what happens if you don’t bring your own, somebody brings it for you? :-)

Host of the slog.
Owner of one of the greatest moments is isg history!
Overall good guy – just ask

Smash it! – you know it makes sense!
http://www.golflink.com.au/...

 

Also I would like to add the comment -VB is far more superior to the Melbourne bitter. In fact it is not in the same ball park.
I am sure that the right choice will be made.
...

Host of the slog.
Owner of one of the greatest moments is isg history!
Overall good guy – just ask

Smash it! – you know it makes sense!
http://www.golflink.com.au/...

 

I haven’t tasted cat’s urine, what’s it like Rob?

On second thoughts I don’t care if I never find out.

At least VB, being back to what it used to be, is better than some of the other piss that some call beer.

Crownies are quite ok, but they don’t come in tins.

 

Melbourne bitter?

I know we complain a heap.

The weather is shit.

Too many Kunti types.

But we’re not bitter!

What is this golf game you talk of?

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

 

I always preferred Fosters Lager over a bitter.

 

Golden Groupster.
The back 9 seems to have a much better party planned than our front 9.

Maybe OOMbet should take bets on which 9 the OOM winner will start on.

VTPP 0482

OOM winner Patterson River 2010

A grade winner Sunshine OOM#4 2012

Winning team in Beaconhills Invitational Classic 2012

2012 Rotary Ambrose Champions “All Star Team” Member.

 

Back nine back nine back nine. That’s all we here about. The quality will be off the first. The starter on the first has to be a super model and the beer certainly won’t be VB.

Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

“Ledgend Status” acheived, offically endorsed by “Godly”.

One half of “team Jenny”

 

Kunti likes it from the back, it’s boring always doing it from the front.

What is this golf game you talk of?

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

 

We keep hearing that about you Kunti. As I said above.

Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

“Ledgend Status” acheived, offically endorsed by “Godly”.

One half of “team Jenny”

 

Don’t you mean hereing?

Where’s OB, he’s slacking off.

What is this golf game you talk of?

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

 

Whatever you think is right or rite. Anyway everything I said is true unless they change me over to the 10th tee in which case every thing I said was about the other tee. You know I’m right on this

Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

“Ledgend Status” acheived, offically endorsed by “Godly”.

One half of “team Jenny”

 

Maybe OOMbet should take bets on which 9 the OOM winner will start on.

This can be done if someone is serious about backing it…

BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to.
Is allergic to scoring 36pts in an OOM.

VTP #008
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Maybe OOMbet should take bets on which 9 the OOM winner will start on.

This can be done if someone is serious about backing it…

OOMBET 2013 is HERE!!

Smoldy… Checking you in to the Smackdown Hotel.

VTP #008
http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I am willing to put my hard earned OOM $’s on the winner starting from the front 9…any back 9’ers care to put up!

The Big EASY on prozac
A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive.
http://www.golflink.com.au/...

 

Maybe OOMbet should take bets on which 9 the OOM winner will start on.

This can be done if someone is serious about backing it…

OOMBET 2013 is HERE!!

Smoldy… Checking you in to the Smackdown Hotel.

VTP #008
http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I am willing to put my hard earned OOM $’s on the winner starting from the front 9…any back 9’ers care to put up!

A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive.
http://www.golflink.com.au/...

Head to OOMBET HQ and put in a request mate. But don’t make me scour the draw for no reason…

BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to.
Is allergic to scoring 36pts in an OOM.

VTP #008
http://www.golflink.com.au/...

 

After getting a course walk through from a friend of mine who is a member there, plays twice a week of 11, last night, I maybe interested in this bet.

Adams 9064ls 9.5 ATTAS 70 S
Adams Fast 11 ti 15 ATTAS 80 S
Adams Pro Black 18 ATTAS 100s Stiff
Adams MB Pro Black Forged 3-pw KBS Tour Balck Nickel S
Adamss Pugeilli Black 54 KBS Wedge S
Adams Pugeilli Black 58 KBS Wedge S
SC Kombi Long Lajosi Custo

 

In terms of front 9 vs back 9 …..........

I believe it was that great philospher (and handy golfer) Brian Mannix …....who summed it up best when he said …

... “I like it both ways”.

I on the other hand, believe “golf” will be the winner on the day, if it doesn’t get pipped at the post, by “drinking”.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...
2012 Rotary Ambrose Champions “All Star Team” Member.
LD Wins – Growling Bog, Waterford Valley, Bendigo.
Bacchus Marsh 27 Hole Event winner 2013.
FRANK’S COACH.

 

Just a quick update now, in relation the planned activities over on the 10th tee, to start the day’s proceedings …........

7:30am to 8:00am …. Canape’s, Hors d’oeuvres, Cocktails, and pre game meet and greet.

7:45am – 9:00am … Classical Music Recital by “The Golden Girls”

8:00am …. The first of many Formal Player Introductions (Group 9)

8:04 …... Group 9 will tee off, with each group setting off at precisely 8 minute intervals.

8:10am ….. Goldy is unhooked from his oxygen bottle and life support systems, and is helped to the tee.

8:14am ….. Hacky opens the first of his many illicit VB’s (as he is now out of CB’s sight, somewhere down the 10th hole)

8:28 am ….... We bid farewell to our president CB80 who tees off, and proceeds arrow like, down the middle of the fairway.

8:29am ….... The first flare gets lit.

8:30am …... The first streaker appears, leaping over the 10th tee signpost (almost)

8:45am ….. The haze around the 10th tee finally clears ….. as Stink heads on down the fairway after teeing off.

8:52am …. The final Group (and best) tee’s off ….... (and remembers to move the tee blocks back by 30m after they’ve all hit.)

I should remind patrons that as there will be a formal component to the proceedings on Sunday, this has been designated a “black and white” affair, so please come dressed accordingly.

(Peaksy, please leave your curtains at home).

Regards,

Your official starter.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...
2012 Rotary Ambrose Champions “All Star Team” Member.
LD Wins – Growling Bog, Waterford Valley, Bendigo.
Bacchus Marsh 27 Hole Event winner 2013.
FRANK’S COACH.

 

Just a quick update now, in relation the planned activities over on the 10th tee, to start the day’s proceedings …….....

7:30am to 8:00am …. Canape’s, Hors d’oeuvres, Cocktails, and pre game meet and greet.

7:45am – 9:00am … Classical Music Recital by “The Golden Girls”

8:00am …. The first of many Formal Player Introductions (Group 9)

8:04 …… Group 9 will tee off, with each group setting off at precisely 8 minute intervals.

8:10am ….. Goldy is unhooked from his oxygen bottle and life support systems, and is helped to the tee.

8:14am ….. Hacky opens the first of his many illicit VB’s (as he is now out of CB’s sight, somewhere down the 10th hole)

8:28 am ……. We bid farewell to our president CB80 who tees off, and proceeds arrow like, down the middle of the fairway.

8:29am ……. The first flare gets lit.

8:30am …… The first streaker appears, leaping over the 10th tee signpost (almost)

8:45am ….. The haze around the 10th tee finally clears ….. as Stink heads on down the fairway after teeing off.

8:52am …. The final Group (and best) tee’s off ……. (and remembers to move the tee blocks back by 30m after they’ve all hit.)

I should remind patrons that as there will be a formal component to the proceedings on Sunday, this has been designated a “black and white” affair, so please come dressed accordingly.

(Peaksy, please leave your curtains at home).

Regards,

Your official starter.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...
2012 Rotary Ambrose Champions “All Star Team” Member.
LD Champion – Growling Bog ’11, A Grade WV ’12, Bendigo ’12.
Albatross – 3rd hole Par 5 Beaconhills 19-11-2012 3W-6 iron.

FARKME

Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

“Ledgend Status” acheived, offically endorsed by “Godly”.

One half of “team Jenny”

 

Melbourne bitter?

I know we complain a heap.

The weather is shit.

Too many Kunti types.

But we’re not bitter!

What is this golf game you talk of?

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

lets turn this frown :( upside down :) “I’m not bitter!”

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

it is what it is…….

 

Kunti likes it from the back, it’s boring always doing it from the front.

What is this golf game you talk of?

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

agreed, I mean yes please, I mean hello Rob <3>

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

it is what it is…….

 

Just a quick update now, in relation the planned activities over on the 10th tee, to start the day’s proceedings …….....

7:30am to 8:00am …. Canape’s, Hors d’oeuvres, Cocktails, and pre game meet and greet.

7:45am – 9:00am … Classical Music Recital by “The Golden Girls”

8:00am …. The first of many Formal Player Introductions (Group 9)

8:04 …… Group 9 will tee off, with each group setting off at precisely 8 minute intervals.

8:10am ….. Goldy is unhooked from his oxygen bottle and life support systems, and is helped to the tee.

8:14am ….. Hacky opens the first of his many illicit VB’s (as he is now out of CB’s sight, somewhere down the 10th hole)

8:28 am ……. We bid farewell to our president CB80 who tees off, and proceeds arrow like, down the middle of the fairway.

8:29am ……. The first flare gets lit.

8:30am …… The first streaker appears, leaping over the 10th tee signpost (almost)

8:45am ….. The haze around the 10th tee finally clears ….. as Stink heads on down the fairway after teeing off.

8:52am …. The final Group (and best) tee’s off ……. (and remembers to move the tee blocks back by 30m after they’ve all hit.)

I should remind patrons that as there will be a formal component to the proceedings on Sunday, this has been designated a “black and white” affair, so please come dressed accordingly.

(Peaksy, please leave your curtains at home).

Regards,

Your official starter.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...
2012 Rotary Ambrose Champions “All Star Team” Member.
LD Champion – Growling Bog ’11, A Grade WV ’12, Bendigo ’12.
Albatross – 3rd hole Par 5 Beaconhills 19-11-2012 3W-6 iron.

Glad I am in the first group off otherwise my concentration would be ruined for the day

Adams 9064ls 9.5 ATTAS 70 S
Adams Fast 11 ti 15 ATTAS 80 S
Adams Pro Black 18 ATTAS 100s Stiff
Adams MB Pro Black Forged 3-pw KBS Tour Balck Nickel S
Adamss Pugeilli Black 54 KBS Wedge S
Adams Pugeilli Black 58 KBS Wedge S
SC Kombi Long Lajosi Custo

 

Maybe OOMbet should take bets on which 9 the OOM winner will start on.

This can be done if someone is serious about backing it…

OOMBET 2013 is HERE!!

Smoldy… Checking you in to the Smackdown Hotel.

VTP #008
http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I am willing to put my hard earned OOM $’s on the winner starting from the front 9…any back 9’ers care to put up!

A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive.
http://www.golflink.com.au/...

Head to OOMBET HQ and put in a request mate. But don’t make me scour the draw for no reason…

OOMBET 2013 is HERE!!

Smoldy… Checking you in to the Smackdown Hotel.

VTP #008
http://www.golflink.com.au/...

Done good Sir.

The Big EASY on prozac
A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive.
http://www.golflink.com.au/...

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