Broke Back Deer Camp

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Broke Back Deer Camp

Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, ‘Man, what happened to you?’ He said, ‘Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.’

The next night it was the second guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing—hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, ‘Man, what happened to you? You look awful!’ He said, ‘Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.’

The third night was Frank’s turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. ‘Good morning,’ he said. The other two couldn’t believe it! He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, ‘Man, what happened?’ He said, ‘Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night.’

Its better to stay silent and look a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

- Mark Twain

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an unchartered land,or opened a new heaven to the human spirit

- Helen Keller

 

Nice one styles. LMAO.

A bad day on the golf course is better than no golf at all. :(

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Styles, I will give my vote for the best ISG joke to this point….that is funny.

 

Very, very good Styles! 8)

 

Hahaha awesome work Styles.

100% perfect is a sad neurotic state of mind. Better than yesterday is saner. - Dart, 2008.

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Very funny.

BUT WHAT ON EARTH IS ‘DEER CAMP’

Its sounds like hunting meets american ‘Summer Camp’

This one time on deer camp…....?

 

tears running down my face Styles – thats the funniest joke I have read in a long time!! Funny guy!!! Hows the golf?

 

An absolute corker mate. treat us to another

 

This site is great entertainment – much better than watching the idiot box! Good one Styles, it had a friend and I laughing our heads off!

Golf forever, work never!

 

Lucid…this is the best site on the net

 

Well its keeping me more amused than dating sites!

Golf forever, work never!

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