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The Three Wishes
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, ‘If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.’ The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, ‘Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!’ The woman said, ‘That’s okay.’ For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, ‘You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to’. The woman replied, ‘That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.’ So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, ‘That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.’ The woman said, ‘That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.’ So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, ‘I’d like a mild heart attack.’. Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them. Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers keep reading… The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen…now run along and put the kettle on, there’s a love.
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lol I’m off looking for a frog…
Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional
minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it
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Don’t forget to give it to your missus.
The key to success is to learn to do something right, then do it right every time. Oh I wish..... |
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lol I’m one of the lucky ones mate – I don’t have a missus – had 2 but traded…lol
Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional
minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it
is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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In that case, happy frog hunting. Sounds like you’ve managed to catch a couple of toads though. LOL…
The key to success is to learn to do something right, then do it right every time. Oh I wish..... |
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Is that how you managed to get that new set of clubs? I can just see the entry on Ebay. ;)
A pommie Man Utd supporter. Some say "Is there anything
worse?" I say "I'm only 18 golf strokes from
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lol under “willing to trade”...
Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional
minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it
is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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yep – the poisonous type…lol weren’t so fugly though, until they opened their mouths…lol
Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional
minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it
is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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How much did you have to subsidise the trade though? Thats the question. :)
A pommie Man Utd supporter. Some say "Is there anything
worse?" I say "I'm only 18 golf strokes from
perfection." |
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2 houses and my merc
Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional
minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it
is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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Lol top joke Franky. Ouchies on the merc and houses Ditts.
100% perfect is a sad neurotic state of mind. Better than
yesterday is saner. - Dart, 2008. |
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Damn Ditty. I hope you at least got headcovers thrown in for that deal.
A pommie Man Utd supporter. Some say "Is there anything
worse?" I say "I'm only 18 golf strokes from
perfection." |
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lol 12Shoc – a girlfriend knitted me some in Essendon colours…. ;-)
Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional
minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it
is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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Hehe Nice
A pommie Man Utd supporter. Some say "Is there anything
worse?" I say "I'm only 18 golf strokes from
perfection." |
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called them peta heaters….lol really!!
Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional
minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it
is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |