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Cliffmanley Oct 07 2008 09:31 1862 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It’s called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don’t believe it, try to pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn’t bring tears to your eyes. Cliff Manley ahhh "consistency" the holy grail of golf....

Ditty Oct 07 2008 09:43 2111 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	lol I bet it would….. eeewwwwww and ouch!!!! Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. 'If you can read this, thank a teacher, and since it's in English,

Drgribuls Oct 07 2008 09:58 1513 posts Member since 2008	another classic cliffy :) http://www.golflink.com.au/... "We..Are..the navy blues...."

MrConsistency Oct 07 2008 15:35 3391 posts Member since 2007 View Monitored Posts	Haha brilliant! 100% perfect is a sad neurotic state of mind. Better than yesterday is saner. - Dart, 2008. http://www.golflink.com.au/...

pom Oct 07 2008 18:52 2242 posts Member since 2007 View Monitored Posts	Don,t think I will bother with that experiment. I,m sure it would work.:-))) A bad day on the golf course is better than no golf at all. :( “The older I get the better I used to be!” Lee Trevino http://www.golflink.com.au:...

manu99 Oct 07 2008 22:14 727 posts Member since 2005	Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It’s called the Anal Optic Nerve Is that why I get a lot of sheet in my eye?

Styles Oct 08 2008 02:20 2052 posts Member since 2007 View Monitored Posts	haha. That reminds me of the Irish magician. He couldn’t pull a rabbit from a hat so he pulled a hare from his arse. b’dum tish, tish. Its better to stay silent and look a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt - Mark Twain No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an unchartered land,or opened a new heaven to the human spirit - Helen Keller

ringobalingo Oct 14 2008 01:44 20 posts Member since 2008	Hey Styles!! Hello – Ringo here…I’m new to all this but I gotta say that I loved your joke the Anal Optic Nerve!! Still laughing my head off….funny guy!!

Ditty Oct 14 2008 08:25 2111 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	Tai’s back – where’s Jamey! Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. 'If you can read this, thank a teacher, and since it's in English,

davego Oct 14 2008 13:46 1114 posts Member since 2007	Tai’s back – where’s Jamey! Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. Impossible – it’s only an opinion, not a fact! SNIOP He’s visiting his other 5 personalities… The key to success is to learn to do something right, then do it right every time. Oh I wish.....

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