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smoothbooth Sep 25 2008 20:04 134 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	a guy suspects his wife of cheating on him. so he hires a chinese detective. the cheapest one. this is his report…........... most honourable sir!! you leave house i watch house he come house i watch he and she house i follow he and she go hotel i climb tree i look window he kiss she she kiss he he strip she she strip he he plays with she she plays with he i play with me i fall from tree i not see no fee CHENG LEE DON'T PLAY TOO MUCH GOLF. 2 ROUNDS A DAY IS PLENTY HARRY VARDON

MrConsistency Sep 25 2008 21:02 3391 posts Member since 2007 View Monitored Posts	lol you should be a poet. 100% perfect is a sad neurotic state of mind. Better than yesterday is saner. - Dart, 2008. http://www.golflink.com.au/...

TheWalrus Sep 25 2008 21:38 1468 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	Did you make that up? The difference between golf and the government is that in golf you can't improve your lie!

KycGolfer Sep 26 2008 10:41 3690 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	laughing….. If Tiger plays Lefty will he be that good ? Square is Good ? Sure is, if it's the right stick ! Good Golf is Fun plus the Great Outdoors... In the Bag: Clubs and Balls. My Handicap is Bad Golf.

smoothbooth Sep 26 2008 18:59 134 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	no walrus, got it as a txt the other day. had to share it. cheers sb DON'T PLAY TOO MUCH GOLF. 2 ROUNDS A DAY IS PLENTY HARRY VARDON

KycGolfer Sep 26 2008 19:02 3690 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	must say that’s helluva lots of words to type sms-ing If Tiger plays Lefty will he be that good ? Square is Good ? Sure is, if it's the right stick ! Good Golf is Fun plus the Great Outdoors... In the Bag: Clubs and Balls. My Handicap is Bad Golf.

smoothbooth Sep 26 2008 19:08 134 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	and i only stuffed up 1 line he and she leave house. cheers sb DON'T PLAY TOO MUCH GOLF. 2 ROUNDS A DAY IS PLENTY HARRY VARDON

MrConsistency Sep 26 2008 21:36 3391 posts Member since 2007 View Monitored Posts	I just put that down to bad sentence structure by the detective! 100% perfect is a sad neurotic state of mind. Better than yesterday is saner. - Dart, 2008. http://www.golflink.com.au/...

KycGolfer Sep 27 2008 07:57 3690 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	didnt even noticed that till you said so… still laughing If Tiger plays Lefty will he be that good ? Square is Good ? Sure is, if it's the right stick ! Good Golf is Fun plus the Great Outdoors... In the Bag: Clubs and Balls. My Handicap is Bad Golf.

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