(FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOWD)

· Milburn …………….. Capital of Victoria
· Peck …...................... to fill a suitcase
· Pisssed aside ….…. chemical which kills insects
· Pigs ……………….… for hanging out washing with
· Pug ………………….. large pink animal with curly tail
· Nin Tin dough …….. computer game
· Munner stroney …… soup
· Min …………………… male of the species
· Mess kara ………..… eye makeup
· McKennock ………… person who fixes cars
· Mere …………………. Mayor
· Leather ……………… foam produced from soap
· Lift …………………… departed
· Kiri Pecker …………. famous Australian businessman
· Kittle crusps ……….. potato crisps
· Ken’s ……………..… Cairns
· Jungle bells ……..… Christmas carol
· Inner me ……….…… enemy
· Guess ………………. vapour
· Fush ………………… marine creatures
· Fitter cheney ………. type of pasta
· Ever cardeau …….… avocado
· Fear hear …………… blonde
· Ear …………………… mix of nitrogen and oxygen
· Ear roebucks ………. exercise at the gym
· Duffy cult ……………… not easy
· Amejen ………………… visualise
· Chuck ………………….. very young poultry
· Bug hut ………………… popular recording
· Bun button ……………. been bitten by insect
· Beard …………………… a place to sleep
· Suck Peck ………….…. half a dozen beers
· Ear New Zulland ….….. an extinct airline
· Beers ………………….. large savage animals found in US forests
· Veerjun ………………… mythical New Zealand maiden
· One Doze ……………… well known computer program
· Brudge ………………… structure spanning a stream
· Sex …………………….. one less than sivven
· Tin ……………………… one more than nine
· Iggs Ecktly …………… precisely
· Cuds …………………… children
· Pits …………………….. domestic animals
· Cuttin ……………..…… baby cat
· Earplane ……………… large flying machine
· Sivven Sucks Sivven ……. Large Boeing aircraft
· Sivven Four Sivven ………. Larger Boeing aircraft
· Beggage Chuckken …… place to leave your suitcase at the earport

this one’s a pisser – I laughed all the way through it!

Im reading them all , then trying to understand wtf it is LOL

Nutter/Kiwi,

You know I support the brotherhood from across the Tasman, nevertheless, the glaring ommission from above is :

Ekka Dymock : person who has tenure at a University

Nutter/Kiwi,

You know I support the brotherhood from across the Tasman, nevertheless, the glaring ommission from above is :

Ekka Dymock : person who has tenure at a University

Too erudite for this lot;-)))

I am getting into trouble for laughing too much. Always good to see someone else copping it for the way they speak.

You in Auckland cuz???

yup that’s spot on Bro…. unless ya come from the deep south , then just add a heep of rrrrrrrs.

brilliant stuff.

lmao

it also seems good for a sarf afriken accent!

My nephew (kiwi) is married to a seth African,
She is very nice but
you need to hear her say “Porkd the cor”

ROFL this one is hilarious thanks for posting.