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The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman’s poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, ‘Ma’am, may I have that seat?’ The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, ‘Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.’ The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. ‘Please, ma’am. May I sit down? I’m very tired.’ She snorted, ‘Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!’ This time the Marine didn’t say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, ‘Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!’ An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, ‘Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong
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nice
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Veeeeeery clever!!
A bad day on the golf course is better than no golf at all.
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Haha very nice.
100% perfect is a sad neurotic state of mind. Better than
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Good work Doc!
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roflmao – loved it and it makes a statement too..
Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional
minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it
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French people piss me off. Espeically the ones that live in Quebec
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I personally don’t mind a bit of ‘French’. Matter of fact, whoever that is in your avatar Racin could very well be a French candidate.
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Sorry, 100% Norwegien heritage.
"A star that shines twice as bright burns twice as
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I’m not interested in her heritage…. Self Edit:- Sorry, that is probably getting a bit toooo personal. Especially if she is as we all assume, (lucky bugger) related.
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I always use the term “very french” to describe a mincing, pathetic shot :)
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