Chinese restaurant joke

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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘ChickenSurprise.’ The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly, and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

‘Good grief, did you see that?’ she asks her husband.

He hasn’t, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.

‘Prease, sir,’ says the waiter, ‘what you order?’

The husband replies, ‘Chicken Surprise.’

‘Ah… so solly,’ says the waiter, ‘by mistake I bling you Peeking Duck
 

love those chinese jokes and the, so solly, flied lice etc..
good one!!

Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

'If you can read this, thank a teacher, and since it's in English,

 

Fah King Soo Pah

*using a little of the chinese I know

haha!

Its better to stay silent and look a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

- Mark Twain

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an unchartered land,or opened a new heaven to the human spirit

- Helen Keller

 

Fah King Soo Pah

*using a little of the chinese I know

haha!

Its better to stay silent and look a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

- Mark Twain

hahaha haven’t heard that for a looong time :-)

Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

'If you can read this, thank a teacher, and since it's in English,

 

So with the ChickenSurprise, I take it there was Sum Ting Wong…
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