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Kevin Rudd joke
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Little Johnny is at it again. Kevin Rudd was visiting a primary school in Tasmania. One class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. Rudd if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’. So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a ‘tragedy’. A little boy stood up and offered: ‘If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a ‘tragedy’. ‘No,’ said Rudd ‘that would be an accident.’ A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy’. ‘I’m afraid not,’ explained Mr. Rudd ‘that’s what we would call great loss’. The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Rudd searched the room. ‘Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?’ Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: ‘If a plane carrying you and Mrs. Rudd was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ ‘Fantastic!’ exclaimed Rudd . ‘That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?’ ‘Well,’ says little Johnny ‘it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss and it probably wouldn’t be a f*cking accident either!’
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ROFLMAO here – what a beauty!
Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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Hahaha ripper!
100% perfect is a sad neurotic state of mind. Better than yesterday is saner. – Dart, 2008. |
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Ball tearer, how true is that!!!!!
The key to success is to learn to do something right, then do it right every time. Oh I wish….. |
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lol. nice one.
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Well done little Johnny. Wonder if his surname started with H. Wife wants to know what I,m laughing so loud about!!
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