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pom Jul 12 2008 20:50 1812 posts Member since 2007 View Monitored Posts	It was my first time ever And I,ll never forget I.d do it again Without a single regret The sky was dark The moon was full We were all alone Just she & I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew jhust what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I don,t know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart. But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it,s finished It,s all over now My first time ever Milking a cow A bad day on the golf course is better than no golf at all. :( “The older I get the better I used to be!” Lee Trevino http://www.golflink.com.au:...

Sarg Jul 12 2008 21:04 582 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	lol, My mind wasn’t in the gutter at all, I knew it was about a cow :-)

frankyb Jul 12 2008 21:10 1256 posts Member since 2007 View Monitored Posts	LMAO @ Sarg, absolutely….me too : ) http://www.bunburygolfclub.... http://www.golflink.com.au/... Watch the mighty Blue Oval

Ditty Jul 12 2008 21:27 1631 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	and me – was thinking POM!!! what are youu writing here….lol Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. Impossible - it's only an opinion, not a fact! SNIOP

MrConsistency Jul 13 2008 03:53 3261 posts Member since 2007 View Monitored Posts	Yea.. Cows… Exactly what I was thinking too… 8-) 100% perfect is a sad neurotic state of mind. Better than yesterday is saner. - Dart, 2008. http://www.golflink.com.au/...

Hybrid Jul 15 2008 19:12 245 posts Member since 2007	I was thinking roast chicken….....but you can’t milk them can you? I'm not drunk, I'm chemically unbalanced

KycGolfer Jul 18 2008 16:08 3415 posts Member since 2008 View Monitored Posts	didnt know cows have blue eyes… If Tiger plays Lefty will he be that good ? Square is Good ? Sure is, if it's the right stick ! Good Golf is Fun plus the Great Outdoors... In the Bag: Clubs and Balls. My Handicap is Bad Golf.

pom Jul 19 2008 20:42 1812 posts Member since 2007 View Monitored Posts	Havn,t you heard of poetic licence. Geez give us a break:-) A bad day on the golf course is better than no golf at all. :( “The older I get the better I used to be!” Lee Trevino http://www.golflink.com.au:...

MrConsistency Jul 20 2008 02:34 3261 posts Member since 2007 View Monitored Posts	didnt know poets needed licenses… 100% perfect is a sad neurotic state of mind. Better than yesterday is saner. - Dart, 2008. http://www.golflink.com.au/...

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