A Australian man gets married and goes on his honeymoon to Hawaii. The couple check into their room and unpack, then the husband says “C’mon babe, now that we are married lets get funky!”
“Not yet” says the wife, “let’s do the romantic honeymoon. Why don’t you run downstairs and grab some champagne, strawberries and cream and make a night of it!”
Thrilled, the husband runs to reception to order the goods. Whilst there, he sees two other guys standing around waiting as well. They get talking and the Aussie finds out that the other 2 men are American and also on their honeymoon. As they are all eagerly waiting for a night of love making, one of the men suggest that they should have a competition, of who can have sex the most that night.
“But we can’t let the ladies know” says one of the American’s, fearing the wrath of his new bride. “Then why don’t we have a code for it at breakfast” says the other American. “At breakfast, just order as many pieces of toast as the times you have sex tonight!” The men agree and collect their goodies, heading off to their rooms.

Morning comes and they are all sitting at breakfast. A few nods and winks acknowledge eachother, eagerly awaiting the news from the other partners.

The waiter arrives at the first American. “what would you like for breakfast” “I’ll have FOUR pieces of toast” he asks. The other two husbands give a sly nod and wink of approval.

The waiter arrives at the second American’s table. “What would you like for breakfast?” “I’ll have FIVE pieces of toast” he beams, again gaining the nods and winks from his new friends.

The waiter then arrives at the Australian’s table.”And what would you like for breakfast” he askes. “I’ll have SEVEN pieces of toast” says the Australian, boasting a massive smile and drawing admiration from the American’s.
“And waiter” he asks the waiter before he gets to the kitchen
“Make two of those pieces BROWN!”

LMAO….well done Sanders

PMSL here – good one!! Exploring the old dirt track!