10

Golfer: ‘Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.’

Caddy: ‘Think you can keep your head down that long?”

9

Golfer: ‘I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.’

Caddy: ‘Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.’

8

Golfer: ‘Do you think my game is improving?’

Caddy: ‘Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.’

7

Golfer: ‘Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?’

Caddy: ‘Eventually.’

6

Golfer: ‘That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.’

Caddy: ‘It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.’

5

Golfer: ‘Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.’

Caddy: ‘It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.’

4

Golfer: ‘How do you like my game?’

Caddy: ‘Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.’

3

Golfer: ‘Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?

Caddy: ‘The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.’

2

Golfer: ‘This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.’

Caddy: ‘This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.’

1

Golfer: ‘You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world .’

Caddy: ‘I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”

Good one, if I had a caddy thats exactly how he’d be :)

Lol Ditty, one back for the caddies!

Remember a story about a pro golfer years back that hit a bad tee shot and threw his driver and it went out of bounds and his caddy looked at the club then back at the golfer and said”I dunno but I think you are going to have to throw a provisional” True story I believe

Thats priceless Lefty!