Four men were being interviewed for a job.

The interviewer asked, ‘What is the fastest thing you know of?’

The Irishman replied, ‘A thought. It pops into your head, there’s no
forewarning that it’s on the way; it’s just there. A thought is the fastest
thing I know of.’

‘That’s very good,’ replied the interviewer.

‘And now you, sir,’ he asked the Pom.

‘Hmmm, let me see….. a blink!,’ said the second man. ‘It comes and goes
and you don’t know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know
of.’

‘Excellent!’, said the interviewer. ‘The blink of an eye. That’s a very
popular cliché for speed.’

He then turned to the Yank who was contemplating his reply.

‘Well, out on my Pa’s ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there
is a light switch.

When you flip that switch, way across the paddock the light at the barn
comes on in an instant.

Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of.’

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had
found his man.

‘It’s hard to beat the speed of light.’ he said.

Turning to the Aussie, he posed the same question.

‘After hearing the three previous answers,

it’s obvious to me the fastest thing known is diarrhoea,’ said the Aussie.

‘What!’ said the interviewer, stunned by the response?

‘Oh, I can explain,’ said the Aussie, ‘You see, the other day I wasn’t
feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could, think, blink,
or turn on the light, I shit my pants.’

He got the job.

Lol nice one.

lol here – loved it!!

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