Hit by golf ball

Forums → The Lounge | 3 posts
 

Barry and Dave are out playing golf. Barry hits a shocker. Hooks straight into the scrub. After about a minute of fossicking around for the ball, they hear a woman in the distance yell “FORE!”. THUD Dave goes down in a heap with his hands between his legs, writhing in pain. The woman rushes over to them and says to Dave “I’m so sorry about that! I’m a qualified nurse, if you let me massage you, it should help ease the pain”. Dave nods, still groaning. The woman massages Dave’s crotch for a few minutes and then asks “How was that?” Dave replies “Great, but my hand still hurts!“
 

nice. Oldie but a goodie.
 

I wish!!

Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

'If you can read this, thank a teacher, and since it's in English,

Forums → The Lounge