Hi everyone,

I have a love hate relationship with my manager, I love to have the odd practical joke and he hates them (generally because they are directed at him). Usually this involved doctoring photos, websites etc. but I am running out of ideas for a really good practical joke which doesn’t involve getting into trouble (as every joke points right back at me).

Could anyone throw some suggestions my way? One thought was to put a rose on his desk with a Secret Admirer card, but I haven’t had the opportunity to try it out and I know he’ll think it was me straight away which is the paradox.

Thanks for the help.

Put some of your semen in his liquid paper bottle. That ought to get him laughing. If he doesn’t find that funny then just crap in his desk drawer and stick someone elses business card in it. Funny stuff.

Chachi you out do even myself!!!

It’s funny how most jokes revolve around the toilet, only looking for clean pranks here, sorry. ;-)

Try this!! Might get a few good ideas.

I always liked the office equipment wrapped in Foil/newspaper or post it notes everywhere. Depends how far you want to take it??

Like these

Pic 1

That’s gold….............

Leave him a message to call Sue Ridge at the water department. Don Keys at the zoo…

The easiest and most harmless for the office is to re-arrange a few of the keys on his keyboard – ie. swap the ‘o’ and the ‘p’ or better still the ‘a’ and the ‘e’ etc. – works a treat for someone like me that has to look at the key board to type.

You could always go through the X rated classifieds and order an escort to come out for a “lunch meeting”. I have done this to somebody before, and I guarantee it is gold.

Just don’t admit it was you or you will end up having to pay the escort.

Download a heap of gay porn on his PC then call the IT manager…

Download a heap of gay porn on his PC then call the IT manager…

Christ! Never working with you Chachi.