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Yarnicle

Why is it that green keepers struggle to get the plate square when changing the pin positions on the greens?????

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Peg has Bear_Vision

I’ll redirect that one to turfers, Peg, seeing that is his area of so called “expertice”.

Turfers ?

Wantima Country Club Foursomes Champion 2011

VC of SEQ boys

As bump stated in another thread, ’ my green keeper is better than yours’.

Hope this helps ; )

Bring your daughter to the slaughterrrrrrrrrrr

 

On a similar note, turfers, how much trouble would it be, or is it, to paint the hole after you boys put the pin cup in. I reckon it psychologically makes the hole look bigger, and makes you putt better.

“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?”

 

Turfers, do you still have that video of a green keeper cutting a new hole?
That was really cool and informative

Have you come here to play Jesus, with the leopards in your head

 

Put the paint guard around the hole, spray, put flag in done. The time it took you to read the first sentence is as long as it takes to do the task. We paint ours for monthly medal rounds, clubbos or any zone day for the oxygen thieves. Better presentation for everyone. On a side note, I agree it makes the hole look bigger, that’s why I paint the tip white….....and I do sink it better for sure.

Bring your daughter to the slaughterrrrrrrrrrr

 

Turfers, do you still have that video of a green keeper cutting a new hole?
That was really cool and informative

I am number six double three

Not sure if on YouTube bump, maybe on old phone that died. Will do another one if you like : ) . Thanks for positive commo on other thread. I believe that your the ONLY one that posts stuff on such an open www site like this.

Bring your daughter to the slaughterrrrrrrrrrr

 

You know you have it good when playing golf becomes a chore at times.:)

The man who hits at the ball rather than through it has no sense of rhythm.
Secrets of the Master – The Best of Bobby Jones

Yeah agreed. Razaar sucks :-(

Queensland – 7 Consecutive Origin Series

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Yarnicle

Why is it that green keepers struggle to get the plate square when changing the pin positions on the greens?????

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

VISION TEST TEAM PILOT #006

Peg has Bear_Vision

I’ll redirect that one to turfers, Peg, seeing that is his area of so called “expertice”.

Turfers ?

Wantima Country Club Foursomes Champion 2011

VC of SEQ boys

As bump stated in another thread, ’ my green keeper is better than yours’.

Hope this helps ; )

Posture can cost ya

Proud of my son for being the inaugural Foursomes Champion 2006 Pacific Harbour

My “Greenkeeper” .............. It would not be hard for anyone to be better than….......
Doesn’t listen to instructions
Drives around the place like a lunatic
Is prone to uncontrollable anger outbursts
Lies about anything and everything
Has 2 warning letters from the Board for work issues
Has 2 warning letters from the Board about membership issues
And should of been knocked out on the 17th green after one totally out of order comment…...........
Apart from that iturfersparadise where is that effing video

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

VISION TEST TEAM PILOT #006

Peg has Bear_Vision

 

yarney,you coming down this way in january?

Current and first Novocastrian NCCSSC WBT World Champion

After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find That the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full

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Not sure. Hope to, but plans are afoot for something else, according to the good wife. I’ll keep you posted doctor.

“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?”

 

Not sure. Hope to, but plans are afoot for something else, according to the good wife. I’ll keep you posted doctor.

Wantima Country Club Foursomes Champion 2011

VC of SEQ boys

thanks yarnster

Current and first Novocastrian NCCSSC WBT World Champion

After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find That the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

 

Put the paint guard around the hole, spray, put flag in done. The time it took you to read the first sentence is as long as it takes to do the task. We paint ours for monthly medal rounds, clubbos or any zone day for the oxygen thieves. Better presentation for everyone. On a side note, I agree it makes the hole look bigger, that’s why I paint the tip white……..and I do sink it better for sure.

Posture can cost ya

Proud of my son for being the inaugural Foursomes Champion 2006 Pacific Harbour

I play early on Monday morning and usually catch one or two hole changes, it always surprises me how fast it is done and how good the surface repair is on the old position. Good green keepers deserve double pay.

I will break 90 this year.

It is NOT my age.

It is NOT for 9

Once again I am the reserve moderator ( officially unofficial ) after stink if he decides to come back.

 

Put the paint guard around the hole, spray, put flag in done. The time it took you to read the first sentence is as long as it takes to do the task. We paint ours for monthly medal rounds, clubbos or any zone day for the oxygen thieves. Better presentation for everyone. On a side note, I agree it makes the hole look bigger, that’s why I paint the tip white……..and I do sink it better for sure.

Posture can cost ya

Proud of my son for being the inaugural Foursomes Champion 2006 Pacific Harbour

I play early on Monday morning and usually catch one or two hole changes, it always surprises me how fast it is done and how good the surface repair is on the old position. Good green keepers deserve double pay.

1ST RESERVE MODERATOR.( complimentary )
Recruited by madam, 10th December 2011 09:52.( when inebriated )

Troll inspector.( to make sure no one is better)

Gymnast, specialty double backflip.

Optional extra, speak with forked tounge

Yes we do deserve double pay, for sure. Maybe clubs should pay committee members also, that way they could be sacked or terminated or retrenched or gotten rid of for not doing the job properly. Save a lot of green keepers a lot of stress if this was the case.

Bring your daughter to the slaughterrrrrrrrrrr

 

Yarnicle

Why is it that green keepers struggle to get the plate square when changing the pin positions on the greens?????

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

VISION TEST TEAM PILOT #006

Peg has Bear_Vision

I’ll redirect that one to turfers, Peg, seeing that is his area of so called “expertice”.

Turfers ?

Wantima Country Club Foursomes Champion 2011

VC of SEQ boys

As bump stated in another thread, ’ my green keeper is better than yours’.

Hope this helps ; )

Posture can cost ya

Proud of my son for being the inaugural Foursomes Champion 2006 Pacific Harbour

My “Greenkeeper” …........... It would not be hard for anyone to be better than……....
Doesn’t listen to instructions
Drives around the place like a lunatic
Is prone to uncontrollable anger outbursts
Lies about anything and everything
Has 2 warning letters from the Board for work issues
Has 2 warning letters from the Board about membership issues
And should of been knocked out on the 17th green after one totally out of order comment……........
Apart from that iturfersparadise where is that effing video

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

VISION TEST TEAM PILOT #006

Peg has Bear_Vision

Will aim to shoot one on Monday

Bring your daughter to the slaughterrrrrrrrrrr

 

Yarnicle

Why is it that green keepers struggle to get the plate square when changing the pin positions on the greens?????

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

VISION TEST TEAM PILOT #006

Peg has Bear_Vision

I’ll redirect that one to turfers, Peg, seeing that is his area of so called “expertice”.

Turfers ?

Wantima Country Club Foursomes Champion 2011

VC of SEQ boys

As bump stated in another thread, ’ my green keeper is better than yours’.

Hope this helps ; )

Posture can cost ya

Proud of my son for being the inaugural Foursomes Champion 2006 Pacific Harbour

My “Greenkeeper” ……........ It would not be hard for anyone to be better than……….
Doesn’t listen to instructions
Drives around the place like a lunatic
Is prone to uncontrollable anger outbursts
Lies about anything and everything
Has 2 warning letters from the Board for work issues
Has 2 warning letters from the Board about membership issues
And should of been knocked out on the 17th green after one totally out of order comment……….....
Apart from that iturfersparadise where is that effing video

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

VISION TEST TEAM PILOT #006

Peg has Bear_Vision

Will aim to shoot one on Monday

Posture can cost ya

Proud of my son for being the inaugural Foursomes Champion 2006 Pacific Harbour

Thanks
Will copy it to a disc and put it on replay for him….......

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

VISION TEST TEAM PILOT #006

Peg has Bear_Vision

 

Yarnicle

Why is it that green keepers struggle to get the plate square when changing the pin positions on the greens?????

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

VISION TEST TEAM PILOT #006

Peg has Bear_Vision

I’ll redirect that one to turfers, Peg, seeing that is his area of so called “expertice”.

Turfers ?

Wantima Country Club Foursomes Champion 2011

VC of SEQ boys

As bump stated in another thread, ’ my green keeper is better than yours’.

Hope this helps ; )

Posture can cost ya

Proud of my son for being the inaugural Foursomes Champion 2006 Pacific Harbour

My “Greenkeeper” ………..... It would not be hard for anyone to be better than……….
Doesn’t listen to instructions
Drives around the place like a lunatic
Is prone to uncontrollable anger outbursts
Lies about anything and everything
Has 2 warning letters from the Board for work issues
Has 2 warning letters from the Board about membership issues
And should of been knocked out on the 17th green after one totally out of order comment…………..
Apart from that iturfersparadise where is that effing video

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

VISION TEST TEAM PILOT #006

Peg has Bear_Vision

Will aim to shoot one on Monday

Posture can cost ya

Proud of my son for being the inaugural Foursomes Champion 2006 Pacific Harbour

Thanks
Will copy it to a disc and put it on replay for him……....

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

VISION TEST TEAM PILOT #006

Peg has Bear_Vision

I may need some help to upload , any tips?? Also will post my résumé just in case : )

Bring your daughter to the slaughterrrrrrrrrrr

 

Put the paint guard around the hole, spray, put flag in done. The time it took you to read the first sentence is as long as it takes to do the task. We paint ours for monthly medal rounds, clubbos or any zone day for the oxygen thieves. Better presentation for everyone. On a side note, I agree it makes the hole look bigger, that’s why I paint the tip white……..and I do sink it better for sure.

Posture can cost ya

Proud of my son for being the inaugural Foursomes Champion 2006 Pacific Harbour

I play early on Monday morning and usually catch one or two hole changes, it always surprises me how fast it is done and how good the surface repair is on the old position. Good green keepers deserve double pay.

1ST RESERVE MODERATOR.( complimentary )
Recruited by madam, 10th December 2011 09:52.( when inebriated )

Troll inspector.( to make sure no one is better)

Gymnast, specialty double backflip.

Optional extra, speak with forked tounge

Yes we do deserve double pay, for sure. Maybe clubs should pay committee members also, that way they could be sacked or terminated or retrenched or gotten rid of for not doing the job properly. Save a lot of green keepers a lot of stress if this was the case.

Posture can cost ya

Proud of my son for being the inaugural Foursomes Champion 2006 Pacific Harbour


Is the life of a greens super at any one course 10 years. Does their performance drop off after that period? Not stirring, it is a valid question.

Totally ignorant about almost everything except golf.

 

That’s a pretty broad question. I did 5 years, resigned, was offered my role back after two years and just completed 5 years again. I know of at least 6 that have done 20 years in a row. I guess you have to tolerate a lot of change in personnel and committees.
If they are upmarket clubs you will probably find the super will hang around, smaller low end clubs will be revolving doors as wages, conditions is always an issue.
Sme clubs pay award rates others negotiate top salarys. At the end of the day, the members pay our wage and if we not performing then that’s when the trouble starts.
We have a lot of variables to deal with. As I told one bloke , you go to work turn your computer on doesn’t matter what the weathers doing you get your job done no fuss.
We are out there in all weather types trying to produce a product that visitors, members will enjoy and appreciate.
I guess the members are the ones who can judge if the super isn’t doin his job. It gets so frustrating at times but you have to have a passion to do the job.
I still have the passion and hopefully that comes through in my work output.
We are trade qualified and our occupation can be terminated by a group of unqualified opinionated volunteers. Is that fair?? I will leave that up to the readers. Hope this answers your q raz

Bring your daughter to the slaughterrrrrrrrrrr

 

I guess it is fair if they are the legal representative of the owner and employer. The 10 year used by date was brought to my attention by a course designer. It has certainly been the case at some of the clubs where I have enjoyed membership. It doesn’t only apply to your trade but most jobs, I would have thought. The shine of a workplace tends to wear off after 10 years for most people. I know it does for yarnmeister.:)

Totally ignorant about almost everything except golf.

 

16 years next month, Raz, and not only has the shine gone, but the metal underneath is wearing away and rusting.

They reckon our line is 15 years, and after that, if you hang around, you must be a headcase.

Everyone knows I’m a headcase.

“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?”

 

16 years next month, Raz, and not only has the shine gone, but the metal underneath is wearing away and rusting.

They reckon our line is 15 years, and after that, if you hang around, you must be a headcase.

Everyone knows I’m a headcase.

Wantima Country Club Foursomes Champion 2011

VC of SEQ boys

Getting a new putter for Christmas

You will have to include me in that definition as well I suppose. :-(

9/10/12 – Hole In One – 7th Hole Portsea GC
2012 (Official) Winner of Inaugural ISG Nat. Champs.
2011 Inaugural winner Vict. Order of Merit Putting Champion – Long Island

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I thought you might be in, Frank :-)

“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?”

 

Speaking of which, Yarn do you know of or work with a D who’s initials are KG, the G is sort of long and weird and rhymes with shouzen. No idea at all what he does, just a good friend on my uncle.

Have you come here to play Jesus, with the leopards in your head

 

S. just a good friend on my uncle.

I am number six double three

What the ??

Bring your daughter to the slaughterrrrrrrrrrr

 

they’re real close ;)

that is because he is a good friend of my uncle

Have you come here to play Jesus, with the leopards in your head

 

I know a D with a long winded surname starting with G that rhymes with Shouzen, but he is a Steve, not something starting with K.
How good do you think I am, Bump :-)

“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?”

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