A little experiment well see how we go.

You can only post in this thread on Wednesdays- as Wednesday is Hump Day of the week. ie Its all down hill from here.

If you post on another day Ill add you to the thread banned list for all to see! ;)

Ive noticed many of you are different on Wednesdays in your postings compared to other days of the week- so lets see if everyone can help with this experiment.

PS: No Im not on the turps already!

All right!
Stop whatcha doin’
‘cause I’m about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I’m makin’ money see
so yo world I hope you’re ready for me.
Now gather round
I’m the new fool in town
and my sound’s laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten—please allow me to bump thee.
I’m steppin’ tall, y’all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you’re gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I’m spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c’mere—are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I’m skinny
It never stopped me from gettin’ busy
I’m a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I’m crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I’m ugly but it just don’t faze me.
I’m still gettin’ in the girls’ pants
and I even got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

People say “Yo, Humpty, you’re really funny lookin’”
that’s all right ‘cause I get things cookin’
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can’t get near me
I give ‘em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I’m really bein’ sincere
‘cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I’m not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I’m still gettin’ paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I’m in charge,
both how I’m livin’ and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don’t mean nothin’, like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I’m the one who said just grab ‘em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it’s obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I’m gonna do my dance.

Oh, yeah, that’s the break, y’all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It’s real easy to do—check it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin’ and twitchin’ kinda like I was smokin’
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That’s all right ‘cause my body’s in motion
It’s supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y’all, Humpty Hump’s my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin’, funkin’, jumpin’,
jig around, shakin’ ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I’m doin’ the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin’ the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let’s get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I’d like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin’ the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever

I am because it is hot and Burke and Willls’ died of thirst it is un-Australian to be that stupid and risk dehydration in this day and age. Besides I like a beer buzz in the middle of the day in the middle of the week.

I started reading Koiom’s post and gave up. Too long…....like my next day off…...hump days – when you do shift work don’t mean much.

I started reading Koiom’s post and gave up. Too long…….like my next day off……hump days – when you do shift work don’t mean much.

9/10/12 – Hole In One – 7th Hole Portsea GC
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2011 Inaugural winner Vict. Order of Merit Putting Champion – Long Island

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Hump night then?

Today is 12/12/12. How cool is that.

Today is 12/12/12. How cool is that.

Wantima Country Club Foursomes Champion 2011

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+1 I missed the 12:12pm as well!

I started reading Koiom’s post and gave up. Too long…….like my next day off……hump days – when you do shift work don’t mean much.

9/10/12 – Hole In One – 7th Hole Portsea GC
2012 (Official) Winner of Inaugural ISG Nat. Champs.
2011 Inaugural winner Vict. Order of Merit Putting Champion – Long Island

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Hump night then?

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Me and some mates have a Hump Night EVERY Wednesday. (insert disgusting thoughts now) We have been doing it for the last 15 years or so.

One of the fellas has a “shed” where we play pool, talk shit, listen to loud music and have a couple of bevvies…not too many as most of us drive. We have a Grand Pooh Bar, shed rules etc. Kicks off at around 8.30pm and we call “roadie” (can’t leave until you call) at around 11.45pm.

Next time you are in town I’ll get you the “Visitors Pass”

Now you tell me- I was lonesome on Kings Cross last Wed night!

Now you tell me- I was lonesome on Kings Cross last Wed night!

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You shooda come up with this thread last week then :P

Not doing a very good job if you were lonly at kings cross, particularly on a wed night. That’s the 2 for 1 night.

Wed is not a good day for me, my wife goes out with her friends and is in a good mood when she returns, takes me another 5 days to piss her off.

before i relieve myself in the morning, just for kicks i’ll weigh myself. then jump back on the scales and weigh myself again…... always between .5kg to a full kg lighter.

but if i do it at any other time of the day, you dont lose a single gram!!

not really a question, more just letting everybody know.
but if anybody knows why this happens im more than happy to listen to your explanation….... made up or not!!

Just uploaded a new avatar for hump day…. what do you think?

Just uploaded a new avatar for hump day…. what do you think?

Nice

Just uploaded a new avatar for hump day…. what do you think?

More than nice, spectacular.

Just uploaded a new avatar for hump day…. what do you think?

May I help?

I’m disappointed … “hump day” means middle of the week???

I thought I was gonna get laid!

The Golf Gopher

I started reading Koiom’s post and gave up. Too long…….like my next day off……hump days – when you do shift work don’t mean much.

9/10/12 – Hole In One – 7th Hole Portsea GC
2012 (Official) Winner of Inaugural ISG Nat. Champs.
2011 Inaugural winner Vict. Order of Merit Putting Champion – Long Island

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Hump night then?

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Started writing this post and gav,,,

Keep Calm Chive On

Madam, as we are 1 hr behind do we in Qld have to finish by 11.00 pm our time or can we continue to midnight our time. DO NOT want to be banned.:(

Madam, as we are 1 hr behind do we in Qld have to finish by 11.00 pm our time or can we continue to midnight our time. DO NOT want to be banned.:(

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Recruited by madam, 10th December 2011 09:52.( when inebriated )

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Optional extra, speak with forked tounge

what about our brethren in WA and from other pars of the world!

Common sense will prevail.

If I visit Hawaii tomorrow, they’re a day behind, so they’ll still be in today. Then I could post back to the day before (i.e. today) without violating the rules.

Then again, I could save myself the expense and just remote login to a computer in Hawaii.

I love hump day.

If I visit Hawaii tomorrow, they’re a day behind, so they’ll still be in today. Then I could post back to the day before (i.e. today) without violating the rules.

Then again, I could save myself the expense and just remote login to a computer in Hawaii.

OldBogey

GolfLink

OlindaGolfClub

Now that is an idea! Wear sunscreen while your there,

Madam, as we are 1 hr behind do we in Qld have to finish by 11.00 pm our time or can we continue to midnight our time. DO NOT want to be banned.:(

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Recruited by madam, 10th December 2011 09:52.( when inebriated )

Troll inspector.( to make sure no one is better)

Gymnast, specialty double backflip.

Optional extra, speak with forked tounge

what about our brethren in WA and from other pars of the world!

Common sense will prevail.

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Madam what is common sense?