Okay just to be sure we are aware that the Mayan’s whose calendar predicts the ‘end of the world’ in December, kinda forgot to predict the end of their own civilisation. It never hurts to be prepared. As golfers we all know what this means… TIME TO GET OUT AND BUY BUCKET LOADS OF NEW GOLF STUFF.

Let the rest of the death and glory brigade party, pray and panic. We are golfers the new driver you want…Get It Now! New Clubs Get ‘em NOW! Play golf 7 days a week Do It Now” January is going to be to late.

” With the End Of Times fast approaching, we thought you would want to know what it all means. So here’s our handy guide to the apocalypse.
WHAT? Whaddya mean the world’s ending?
That’s the theory. Some people believe that because an ancient Mayan calendar runs out on December 21, the world will end on that date. Others (including the Mayans) believe that it just means the beginning of the next cycle. Sort of like how you get a new calendar for each year.
What sort of calendar is this?
No nudie ladies or cute puppies in this one. It’s a mathematical system with shorter counts and the ‘Long Count’, which is the crucial bit for our purposes. The Long Count measures the ‘Great Cycle’ that began on August 11, 3114, the day of Creation. The Long Count cycle lasts about 5,200 years, so the ‘Great Cycle’ it measures is about to run out.
Then what happens?
Gather round, kids, this is where it gets interesting. The planet Nibiru, whose existence is denied by astronomers but wildly affirmed by all manner of nutbags, was meant to hit Earth in 2003. One theory was that Nibiru (or ‘Planet X’, which is astronomers’ name for any yet-to-be-named planet) would be carrying aliens often called ‘ancient astronauts’ who are believed to have kickstarted civilisation on Earth, and who were now popping back for a catch up and a nice cup of tea.
When 2003 passed without contact, the date of the impending Nibiru arrival was re-calculated to tie in with the Long Count calendar finishing.
THEN what?
Maybe Nibiru will destroy Earth. Maybe not.
If you believe the film 2012 we’ll see a global cataclysm in which John Cusack is a hero, giant waves swamp the Sydney Opera House and molten lava spurts through the crust of the Earth. While the story line of that film is eminently believable, there are other theories.
Some hippies think there’ll be a global spiritual transformation. Some people think there’ll be a worldwide “blackout” until Christmas.
Maybe we’ll be smashed up by a meteor (or Nibiru) or the planets will align in a way that destroys Earth, or Earth’s poles will reverse, causing devastation. Or there’ll be a supernova or superstorm or superenormous solar flare. Or black hole.
Or zombies. There could be zombies.
Or nothing will happen.
Are you serious?
Seriously, people think that. Seriously. There have been many predictions of apocalypse in the past, and their strike rate isn’t great. Still, some people are serious.
What should I do?
Don’t panic. But then, we would say that, wouldn’t we? Party like there’s no tomorrow, tell your partner/parents/friends/crush that you love them. Read more about the 2012 apocalypse on the NASA site. Wear clean underwear. Do all the stuff you should do anyway.

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By The way if the Mayans got it wrong there is another end of the world predicted in 2030. By then us golfers will have paid off the spending frenzy and ready for a new one.

Personally I believe the end of the world will happen just before the siren goes as a Saint Kilda Player kicks a goal to win their second premiership!

Does Santa know this??

The elves will be proper pissed if they have been making toys all year for nothing!

Have to go to France, it’s the only place we will be safe. Santa and the elves have already relocated. correspondence sent to the north pole will soon be returned “not at this address”.

Does Santa know this??

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Madam Santa put up a hell of a fight, went Ned Kelly on the Apocalypse…

Unfortunately like Ned, Santa went down in a hail of bullets…

The elves are really pissed but doing better than the reindeer who have moved on to their new future as venison.

Have to go to France, it’s the only place we will be safe. Santa and the elves have already relocated. correspondence sent to the north pole will soon be returned “not at this address”.

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No chance of me getting my hcp back under 18 then unless we go for the apocalypse in 2030 option. I’ll vote for that one as I don’t want to pass into oblivion with a + 18 hcp.
PS: Just in case the Mayans got it wrong, I’ll get in for an early Merry Xmas everyone.

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Little green men.

I thought it was 9am today?
J. Gillard, our esteemed leader, even made a speech about it on Triple J this morning, saying there were going to be zombies and shit everywere.

What time on Dec.21 Talart, we have our break-up golf day that day. Better start a bit earlier, thanks mate.

What time on Dec.21 Talart, we have our break-up golf day that day. Better start a bit earlier, thanks mate.

What time on Dec.21 Talart, we have our break-up golf day that day. Better start a bit earlier, thanks mate.

Always happy to assist other golfers. Unfortunately the Mayans only had a calendar, were just about to get around to watch making and the bloody Spanish came along and interrupted everything. Get an early tee time and beat the Big Bang is the only advice I can pass on :)

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I want to see it happen mate. It’s like a road plant, always see the signs on the side of the road to “watch out for” but never do see one. Would like to see what colour they are.

Don’t forget to film it and put on YouTube…Wait a minute, F@ck! There will be no YouTube afterwards.

“Debate has raged about exactly when doomsday will strike. News.com.au has melded science and superstition to bring you the exact time.
Apocalypses are notoriously tricky things, given that so far they have a 100 per cent fail rate…”

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The ultimate End Date

Just to keep you all up to date as most are very busy today… ignoring the looming end of the world

I thought it was 9am today?
J. Gillard, our esteemed leader, even made a speech about it on Triple J this morning, saying there were going to be zombies and shit everywere.

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Well she is right…have you seen the look on Wayne Swans face after yesterday…completely blank :)

Well she is right…have you seen the look on Wayne Swans face after yesterday…completely blank :)

hahahahhaha

Don’t forget to film it and put on YouTube…Wait a minute, F@ck! There will be no YouTube afterwards.

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You could call it Apocalypse, er ..... Now??

Don’t crow yet, 21st for another 9 hrs 50 mins.

You could call it Apocalypse, er ….. Now??

Mayans don’t surf

Any news????

Any news????

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Queanbeyan, Southern NSW still looks OK. What about you guys – everything allright ?
Looks like the end of the world forgot to happen. Bugger – I maxed out my credit card yesterday just in case it was the last day and I wouldn’t have to pay it back.

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Early reactions are that the Pessimists are devastated again! Spain are taking credit for heading the Mayan culture off at the pass. George Bush wants to know how long Mayonnaise has been a weapon of mass destruction? Also has North Korea been stockpiling the condiment in which case it could be time to arm the American Lettuce, Tomato and Cucumber fleets and make a pre-emptive salad bar.

Don’t know why everyone is being so sarcastic, the Mayans probably lost count somewhere or decided to wait untill after Xmas.

I know your going to say the Mayans did not have Xmas but if they can predict the end of the world Jesus and Xmas would be a piece of cake.

Hello. Hello. Any one out there?

Hello. Hello. Any one out there?

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Yep….unfortunately my office is still here, which means I have to work again today. :-(